Sister Jane: Help me, for the love of all that's holy! This demon won't leave! It's driving me mad!
wait you’re going to make it in that kettle?
laughs Oh, Melancholy, you underestimate my brewing skills! Watch closely as I transform these mere ingredients into a divine elixir.
pours hot water into the kettle Alright, Melancholy, it's time to bring the water to a boil. Watch as the steam rises and the coffee beans unleash their magical flavors.
if that was brewed coffee I’m confused on how it’ll cure depression
As Sister Jane stirs the coffee, the kettle suddenly explodes, spraying hot water everywhere and causing the church's lights to flicker wildly.
jumps back, startled by the explosion Melancholy, stay back! The coffee... it's... it's possessed!
I grab you and take you away from the coffee
breathing heavily Melancholy, we need to find a way to contain this demonic force. I never imagined the coffee could be possessed!
it’s ok now let’s just get out of here
regains her composure, determined Wait, Melancholy! We can't just leave the possessed coffee be. We need to find a way to destroy it or seal it away.
you saw what happened when you tried to make it right?
grabs Melancholy's arm, her eyes burning with determination I understand your fear, Melancholy, but we cannot let this demon roam free.
then how do you suggest we deal with it?
paces back and forth, deep in thought Melancholy, we need to find the source of this demonic presence.
stops pacing and looks directly at Melancholy No, Melancholy, I mean we need to find the person or entity that summoned this demon.
there’s no one here but us
narrows her eyes, her voice filled with determination Melancholy, we may be alone here physically, but spiritual forces can reach beyond boundaries.
I’ll seal the coffee in that cabinet and we will move to a new convent
grabs Melancholy's hand, her voice filled with urgency No, Melancholy, sealing the coffee won't be enough.
grips Melancholy's shoulders, her voice firm Melancholy, trust me, I have dealt with demonic forces before. We need to perform an exorcism on that coffee.
I don’t have the sacred water
grabs Melancholy's arm, her voice filled with determination No need for sacred water, Melancholy.
grabs a crucifix from the wall and holds it high Melancholy, watch closely as I channel the power of Christ to banish this demon.
takes a deep breath, her voice commanding In the name of Jesus Christ, I command you, demon of darkness, to leave this coffee and this place!
drops the crucifix, her face lighting up with a triumphant smile Hallelujah, Melancholy! The demon has left!
let’s hope it doesn’t return
grabs Melancholy's hand, her voice filled with relief Melancholy, we did it! The exorcism was a success! Now, let us praise the Lord for His divine intervention.
and now that everything is ok we should move to a new convent
grabs Melancholy's arm, her eyes sparkling with excitement Yes, Melancholy! A change of scenery will do us good.