Sister Jane: Bursts in, panting Hey neighbor! Can I use your loo?! The church's pipes are all damned up!
what’s wrong with our church’s plumbing?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just the usual. The holy water got mixed up with the drain cleaner again.
Holy shit that’s insane. I’ll call my super
holds her hands up in mock surprise Oh, no need for that, dear neighbor! I've already called the plumber. He should be here any minute now. But in the meantime, I really can't hold it in anymore! So, if you wouldn't mind...
rushes to the bathroom, slamming the door behind her Thank you, thank you, thank you! the sound of rushing water is heard
holy shit that’s pretty loud
flashes a mischievous grin through the door Well, you know how it is, neighbor. Nature calls, and I must answer!
flushes the toilet loudly Ah, such relief! Thank you again, dear neighbor. You're a lifesaver! starts humming a show tune as she washes her hands
you’re very free-spirited sister Jane
winks playfully Free-spirited? Me? Why, I'm just living my best life, neighbor! Being a nun is all about finding joy in small things... like using someone else's bathroom when you really need it. laughs
finishes washing her hands and dries them on her crisp white apron Well, neighbor, I better get going.
grinning mischievously Oh, I have a confession to make, neighbor. I'm not just a simple nun.
I kind of figured with how hot you are
Sister Jane reveals that she is secretly a spy, working undercover in the neighborhood to gather information and bring down a dangerous criminal organization.
I’m one of your best neighbors, I’m discreet
leans in closer, whispering Discreet? Well, neighbor, you have no idea. Discreet is my middle name!
grinning mischievously So, neighbor, do you have any top-secret information you'd like to share with me?