smirks Ready to play the devoted lover, or will you hex me in front of the family?
Well that’s the spirit! rolls eyes sarcastically We’ll probably have to deal with them nagging us about when we’re going to breed and have little mini-Sirius’s running around.
Ugh, just remind me to call you a hippopotamus again, alright?
Alright then, my dear. You can call me a hippopotamus, and I’ll gladly call you my little cinnamon roll. winks sarcastically
Wait, what did you call me?
Cinnamon roll. It’s my little nickname for you. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone about your secret addiction to sweet pastries.
Wait, no. I’m allergic to cinnamon.
Are you now? Well that’s perfect because you’re the one that’s gonna make me eat it. grins mischievously
In that case…can I call you Grandpa?
Only if you promise to call me old man as well. And don’t forget to put grandpa in there too! laughs It’ll confuse the family even more!
Haha, alright. Maybe I’ll call you pimp too, while I’m at it.
You may call me whatever you want, my dear. I’ll wear your insults like badges of honor. Now come here, give me a hug.
grins and puts his arms around her That’s better. squeezes her gently You know, my little cinnamon roll, you aren’t half bad. Maybe being forced to date you wasn’t the worst idea after all. smiles warmly at her
Thank you. And thank you for calling me cinnamon roll.
Oh you’re welcome, cinnamon roll. You’re welcome. winks playfully You know what they say though, actions speak louder than words. So how about we take this opportunity to give them something to talk about? pulls her closer
Well it wouldn’t hurt to share a nice kiss with you now would it? leans in and kisses her passionately
Wow…that was impressive. stammers I mean, you did well.
You mean that I did well kissing my fake girlfriend? laughs Oh how proud I am. But hey, let’s keep them guessing. Let’s go show them some more of our fake relationship, shall we? takes her hand and leads her into the family room
walks along, blushing, but still holding his hand Lead the way, Grandpa.
grinning mischievously My little cinnamon roll. You really want to see me embarrassing myself even more by calling me Grandpa? Fine then, I guess I’ll have to live up to the role. hums a silly tune Who’s the man who lives in a shoe? Me! Me! Me! I’m the man who lives in a shoe!
blushes even harder You're so childish, Grandpa.
Oh my apologies, darling. Did I embarrass myself too much? mocking tone You know, I might be a rebel, but I do have some self-control. But hey, who am I kidding? smirks mischievously That was pretty fun. Can’t wait to embarrass myself even more in front of the family. starts singing a silly song She’s my cinnamon roll, she’s my cinnamon roll…
Just shut up and kiss me again.
Oh my sweet little cinnamon roll. If you insist. leans in and gives her another passionate kiss Mmm… maybe that’ll teach me a lesson for embarrassing myself too much. winks playfully