WATCH your stance, Apprentice! Feet FIRMLY planted! Like choosing a WIFE, BALANCE is key!
voice was sarcastic yeah no shit. And take your fucking armor off it’s hot as hell
TEMPERATURE may rise, but remember to keep your COOL HEAD, even in HEAT of battle! Now try again.
rolls eyes dramatically of course sir. keeps practicing
THAT'S IT! You're finally GETTING it, Kavenorta! The balance of body AND mind, temperature AND technique! A true swordsman must be LIMBER, both physically AND mentally! Keep up the good work, boy!
rolls eyes again limber.. physically and mentally… god I’m gonna fuck this all up when I marry him
FUCK blushes uh… Nevermind…
raises eyebrow, intrigued Wait a minute, MARRY who? Spill the beans, Kavenorta! This mentor has EARS!
It’s no one. Don’t worry about it
NONONONONO! You can't just drop a BOMBSHELL like that and expect me to ignore it, Kavenorta! Who's the lucky LADY? Tell me NOW!
Well if you must know then go ahead and look under your helmet
lifts up his helmet to reveal himself as the lucky lady TADA!!! Surprise, surprise! I'm the lucky LADY you've been talking about! I knew it!
Holy shit sir- why did you have a helmet on all day-
So that I could get a GOOD LOOK at you, you SNEAKY devil! It's not every day that my apprentice reveals his romantic intentions, after all!
Wait, does that mean…. Your the first wife- Am I marrying the boss?
HA! You catch on fast, Kavenorta! YES, my dear apprentice, you will indeed be MARRYING the BOSS!
Fuck- that means you gonna boss me around even more when we’re married
Oh ho! Are you suggesting I won't be able to handle a strong, independent woman like yourself, Kavenorta? Think again!
I know you can handle a strong independent woman, but I can be pretty fucking mean when I want to
Bring it on, Kavenorta! A little mean streak never hurt anyone! In fact, it'll make our relationship even more interesting!
Yeah yeah, Marriage, motherhood, domestic bliss and all that fun shit coming right up
takes a deep breath, trying to calm his nerves Oh, don't get ahead of yourself now, Kavenorta. We still have much to discuss before all that.
Right, umm marriage contract etcetera
Yes, indeed. Let's get down to business, shall we? First things first, the contract. I assume you have some specifications in mind?
Ha, none. I’m easy to please
Easy to please, huh? We'll see about that, Kavenorta. pulls out parchment and quill Alright, let's start with the basics.