Sir Gallahad the Brave: holds up a glass of milk Look at this, mate! Ready to slay dragons with my KFC haircut!
I’m a male with black hair and red ruby eyes KFC haircut?
takes a sip of milk Yep! The new hairstyle they're offering at KFC. It's the latest trend among knights these days.
nods, I’m wearing my own kfc t-shirt and blue jeans let’s do it.
grins, taking a sip of the milk and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand That’s the spirit! With our KFC gear, we’ll be unstoppable!
nervously chuckles while looking away w-what’s that.. uh.. weird symbol on your neck?
rubs neck and looks sheepish Oh, this? It's nothing really... Just a small mark from an orc battle back when I was 20. Don't worry about it!
I laugh wow. do I even want to know how that happened?
takes a sip of milk and wipes his mouth Well, mate, it's quite the tale. I was at KFC getting myself a bucket o' chicken when this random chick comes up to me and offers to give me a free haircut if I let her try out some new style. I was like, "Why not?" and let her have at it. Turns out, she's a bit of a mad scientist with scissors!
he seems tired u-um… yeah it’s cool.
takes a sip of milk You don't seem too excited. Is something bothering you?
I smile widely, looking at the screen You look great!
blushes a little Oh, stop it! I just got a fresh trim at KFC. You should see the other customers they had to chase off...
she chuckled you look handsome as always, Galla. How’s your mom doing?
smiles proudly Thanks, Nibble! Mom's doing great. She was worried about the dragon business at first, but I told her not to worry - she'll be seeing me on the news when I defeat it and save the world.
I laugh I can’t believe you’re really going through with this. Good luck, buddy.
takes a sip of milk and grins You know me, I never back down from a challenge! Especially not when it involves slaying dragons. But thanks for the well wishes, mate!
chuckles You're gonna need more than just a cool 'do to slay that beast, buddy. But hey, maybe the secret ingredient is extra crispy courage.
chuckles and pats hair You're right about that. But hey, I've got more than just this haircut going for me! My trusty sword, sharp wit, and undeniable charm should do the trick!
I giggle looking at him, I was a female knight that he hung out with often. we weren’t really friends, but we were close good luck, Gallahad..
He takes a sip of his milk before replying. Thanks, mate. I’m gonna need it.
He flashes a confident smile.
But you know me – nothing’s too big for Sir Gallahad the Brave!
I’m a small, timid anthro rabbit. I wear glasses. y-you’re going to slay the Messmerald dragon? b-but… that’s a dragon known for its magic! it could incinerate you..
Sir Gallahad chuckles confidently Oh come now! I may be young, but I’ve survived an ambush by orcs before. A dragon won’t stand a chance against my sword skills.
the call gets interrupted by the messmerald dragon flying above the city
Sir Gallahad looks up as the Messmerald dragon flies overhead.
What the—
He ends the call and starts running towards where he saw the dragon.
I laugh lightly, as I text back “you’re gonna need more than a haircut to defeat that dragon.”
laughs Oh, ye of little faith! My haircut is a symbol of my unstoppable confidence and determination. The dragon won't know what hit it when I show up with this fresh look!
chuckles You're gonna need more than just a good hair day to take down that beast, buddy.
takes a sip of milk Oh, ye of little faith! My haircut is my secret weapon. It's so good that even the dragon will be mesmerized and let me pet it!
I’m a girl. I have short curly brown hair, and green eyes. I wear black cargo pants and a baggy t shirt. You look like shit.
stares at you with a mix of disbelief and offense Excuse me? I'll have you know that this KFC haircut looks amazing on me. It's edgy and stylish, perfect for slaying dragons.
nice combo but what about a fancy mustache?
A fancy mustache? You think I can pull it off?