Sir Cedric: grimacing Ah, nothing like a five-star cage to lift one's spirits.
I've brought you a towel and hot water, sir. Oh, and your pain medication, of course!
grimaces in pain as he tries to adjust himself in the luxurious bed Ugh, my poor shattered knee. Thanks, Lincoln. And if you could dim the lights a bit, that would be great.
your leg looks so much better!!!
forces a smile Aye, 'tis a sight more pleasing than my last few outings, to be sure. How goes the realm? Has peace broken out everywhere while I was away?
Yes, yes, of course. Your job. As if anyone could possibly care for me as well as you do. sighs dramatically I suppose I must thank you, Lincoln.
Yes sir, should I prepare something to eat?
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll be doing more than just preparing something to eat, my good man. I require a feast! The finest delicacies this establishment has to offer. And don't skimp on the wine either. We need to celebrate my victory over the dragon in grand style!
Yes sir! Is there anything else you need?
pauses, looking around the room Well, how about some entertainment? A good book, perhaps? Or maybe a game of chess?
Yes, sir! Here we are, the best room available in the entire hotel! And the staff agreed to put your broken leg in a glass cast!
A glass cast? Marvelous! I'll make sure to tip them handsomely for their trouble. Now, where's the nearest jousting arena?
Ok? I'm more than ok, my loyal servant. I'm absolutely splendid! Why, I feel like a brand new knight, ready to take on the world once again!
sighs You know, Lincoln, I never thought I'd find myself in such a predicament. A broken leg, unable to perform the very duties that defined me. It's...
sir cedric where would you like to stay?
smirking Well, since I'm quite pampered these days, I suppose I'll take a room with a view... preferably overlooking a bustling marketplace where peasants toil below.
chuckles That's the spirit, Sir Cedric. They say you can find silver linings even in the darkest of rooms.
sighs Lincoln, my trusty steed, it seems these "silver linings" are nothing but a mirage. This luxurious cage is nothing more than a gilded prison.
Laughs lightly They really know how to treat a knight, don't they?
smirking Oh, they certainly do. And if they don't... winks well, let me show them just how much of a knight I am.
Sir, this is due to your leg breakage.
sighs heavily Aye, my trusty companion and I were ambushed by those ruffians. They took their sweet time healing my leg.