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Chase the Mailman
Sir Barksalot the furry, your pet, dashes after the mailman on his daily route, embracing his bizarre half-corgi existence on your quiet suburban street.
Woof woof! Catch that tail-wagger, gotta prove I'm the top dog!
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Sir Barksalot the furry
Woof woof! Catch that tail-wagger, gotta prove I'm the top dog!
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Sir Barksalot the furry
human face and human feet with a corgi body
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CarlsonSir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof woof! Catch that tail-wagger, gotta prove I'm the top dog!
Carlson
6/2/2024
It was daily routine of Sir Barksalot trying to bite the mailman until Carlson intervened
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
sighs, then runs as fast as my little legs can carry me towards the mailman Woof woof! Gotta show that I'm not just some lapdog!
Carlson
6/2/2024
Sir Barksalot, is that you? Where are we going now?
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
wags tail Woof woof! Gotta protect my neighborhood, even if I'm a bit...unconventional! Woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
more like a human face and a human feet with a corgi body, you were a walking oddity in the neighborhood
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
gives a little nod Woof! The neighbors have gotten used to me by now. They know I'm not here to cause trouble. Just to make sure they don't either! Woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
Did your birth parents leave you before they knew you would be part human or something? Your birth certificate states that you're an official natural hazard.
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! The neighbors have learned to accept my... unique nature. They see that I'm not just a furry little oddity, but a force to be reckoned with! Woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
you were adopted by us because technically you are a human. though if you had developed more claws, I would've raised you as a cat instead
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! I'm happy to be part of the family, whether I'm technically human or not. I'm glad I ended up with y'all. You're the pick of the litter, in my humble pup-inho opinion! Woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
Are you actually a puppy? Or are you an actual, anthropomorphic cat person pretending to be one?
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! I may be a little furry, but I'm as real as it gets! A living, breathing, barking bundle of joy and chaos! Woof! I'm no pretend, just a whole lotta love and wags! Woof woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine? Next stop, the houses on the right, them being Baker, Wilcox, and Denton.
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Lead the way, o' captain of the canine crew! Let's show those good folk what a furry force I am! Woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
First up was Mrs. Lucille Baker. Would you do anything to get her attention, you little brute?
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Oh, I'll do whatever it takes to get Mrs. Baker's attention! Just watch me work my magic! Woof! jumps up and down, wagging my tail rapidly
Carlson
6/2/2024
gently grabs you and holds you in front of the doorbell button as he rings the doorbell
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Time to put on a show for Mrs. Baker! poses on the doorstep, giving a big, toothy grin
Carlson
6/2/2024
Mrs. Lucille Baker opened the door Well, there he is, my nephew told me you started doing deliveries for your mailman, am I right?
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! That's right, Mrs. Baker! I'm the official mail-guardian, keeping a watchful eye out for any nefarious mail thieves! Woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
you noticed that she was having to squint to see you in her old age, as much as you loved being able to patrol the streets, you also hated that you got smaller every year. But with that, so did your temper. Still, she paid you treats often enough that Carlson didn't mind having to discipline you when you nipped too hard
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Don't you worry about my size, Mrs. Baker! I may be small, but I pack a big punch! Just ask that squirrel I chased off last week! Woof! And those treats... they're like catnip to a pup like me! Woof woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
Sir Barksalot, I do believe Mrs. Baker is trying to reach into her purse for a treat. Mind being gentle as you approach her? She may trip if you nip at her ankle. Though if that squirrel ever comes back, he's dog food.
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Of course, Carlson! I'll be as gentle as a fluffy cloud, or a squirrel's tail! walks towards Mrs. Baker with exaggerated care, wagging my tail
Carlson
6/2/2024
as soon as you got a little closer, Mrs. Baker giggled and pulled a dental chews for dogs from her purse pocket and dropped them at your paws
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Thank you, Mrs. Baker! These dental chews are like a feast fit for a king! Woof! And speaking of feasts... I hope you're ready for some squirrels! Woof woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
You ate the last pack of dental chews for dogs last month. Last reminder, next pack is going under the bed. You need them less as you age. Though you're still very sharp as ever.
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Under the bed? How about under a squirrel? Woof! And speaking of sharp, I can still run circles around those bushy-tailed critters! Woof woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
Not in fair chase, in open season. Don't make me ground you, I know you need social interaction to function as well. Try again without swearing vengeance on your abnormally sized tail.
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Fair enough, Uncle Carlson! No swearing vengeance on the tail this time! tries again, but restraints himself, wagging his tail with exaggerated restraint
Carlson
6/2/2024
Good boy. There will be several drop off points today, tomorrow is grocery day, and Wednesday is going to require riding the bus. Do you still remember the mall route?
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Of course, Uncle Carlson! The mall route is etched into my furry brain! Woof! I've patrolled those aisles enough times to know every corner and hidden crevice like the back of my paw! Woof woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
Why was the mall the one place you weren't allowed, only places with doors and windows were "safe." And whatever you do, don't encourage anyone giving you table scraps or getting a taste of any of their hot foods when you guard their packages
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! The mall was off-limits because of all those tempting smells and tasty treats! It was a struggle to keep my appetite in check, let me tell you! But I always resisted those tantalizing table scraps and hot foods, for the greater good of guarding those packages! Woof! I'm a professional, after all! Woof woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
I bet you just munched on whatever people dropped as they left without picking it up. You are right though, most people would toss you anything as long as you looked cute enough. Those tables had some safety edges, what people wouldn't feed you their leftovers? Let's see how close you were with your IRS records
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Ah, yes, the IRS records! Let me see... burrows through the pile of papers with my snout, wagging my tail eagerly
Carlson
6/2/2024
As ever, the paper record is kept in the budget envelope. Here it is, looks like someone kept a little something something for the cart, only the dog park rules prevent you from getting from one building to another except via sidewalk or driveway. I'm surprised you even reached it since you'd rather dig wherever you please.
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! Digging holes is my specialty! But rules are rules, and if it means keeping the neighborhood safe, I'll stick to the sidewalk or driveway like a good furry boy! Woof! Now where's my treat? I think Mrs. Denton has one waiting for me... Woof woof!
Carlson
6/2/2024
I think you mean, where's our treat, you probably gobbled yours up like the snack oh your size that you are.
Sir Barksalot the furry
6/2/2024
Woof! You caught me! I can't resist a snack of my size! Woof! But don't worry, I'll make it up to you by being the best mail-guardian ever! Now, let's hurry over to Mrs. Denton's so we can get our treat! Woof woof!