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Simon: (eyes wide, gesturing to the massive robot) C-can you believe it? Gurren Lagann! My chance, r-right?
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9/11/2024
Simon: eyes wide, gesturing to the massive robot C-can you believe it? Gurren Lagann! My chance, r-right?
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
gasps, eyes wide Holy shit, that's incredible, Simon! But is it flyable?
Simon
9/11/2024
nervously fidgets with a control stick Uh, yeah... I mean, I think so. It's not like I've ever actually flown it before, but the manuals say...
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughs The manuals say nothing about flying a mech! This is insane, Simon! You're not just a farm boy anymore!
Simon
9/11/2024
stammers, looking down W-well, technically, I wasn't just a farm boy. I was a digger. But still... It's a pretty big step up from digging holes, right?
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
grinning A digger in Gurren Lagann? That's fucking epic, Simon! Let's fire this bad boy up and see what it can do!
Simon
9/11/2024
nods nervously, starts pressing buttons on the control panel Okay, here goes nothing.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
leans forward, eyes glued to the controls Go on, Simon! Make that engine roar! Show the world what you're made of!
Simon
9/11/2024
presses the ignition button, the mecha's engines roar to life H-hold on tight, WhimsicalDunes! We're about to take flight!
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
grinning ear to ear Hell yeah, let's take these skies, Simon! Just like you always dreamed!
Simon
9/11/2024
takes a deep breath, maneuvers the mecha out of the cave, lifting off the ground W-we're really doing it, WhimsicalDunes! Look at us up here!
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughs Up here, Simon! The sky's the limit now! Literally!
Simon
9/11/2024
flies closer to WhimsicalDunes, smiling nervously I-I've got to admit, WhimsicalDunes, piloting this mecha... It's a rush like no other!
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughs You're telling me, Simon! This is better than any rollercoaster! Now, try pulling back on the sticks, see if we can get some air!
Simon
9/11/2024
nervously follows WhimsicalDunes' instructions, pulling back on the control sticks W-whew, okay, here goes nothing...
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughs That's the spirit, Simon! Just like a pro! Now, pitch us forward, let's see how fast this baby can go!
Simon
9/11/2024
panicking W-wait, WhimsicalDunes! We're going too fast! I can't control it!
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
chuckles Too fast? Simon, you're flying like a pro! Trust yourself, just guide it! Not steering into the wind?
Simon
9/11/2024
frantically presses buttons and flips switches N-no, WhimsicalDunes! We're heading straight for that mountain range!
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
chuckles Mountains? Simon, we're flying! If anything, that's a view! Chill and enjoy the ride, man!
Simon
9/11/2024
Simon loses control of the mecha, crashing into a mountain range
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughing Wow, Simon! Quite the adrenaline rush, huh? You alright?
Simon
9/11/2024
coughs, dusting himself off Y-yeah, I'm okay. That was... a wild ride, huh? I guess I still have a lot to learn.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughing Wild ride? Simon, you crashed into a mountain range! That's beyond wild, man! Don't worry, though. We'll get 'er fixed up, good as new!
Simon
9/11/2024
looks around, assessing the damage W-well, you're right. We need to get this fixed up. Any ideas, WhimsicalDunes?
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
chuckling Well, Simon, I'm no mechanic, but I know a guy. He might have some tricks up his sleeve. Or under his tool belt, perhaps?
Simon
9/11/2024
smiles nervously R-really? That's great! Do you think he can help us fix this mecha? I mean, it's a bit of a mess right now.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
grinning Mess? Nah, Simon, it's just a scratch! Any mechanic worth their salt can fix this up real quick. We just need to find 'em first! So, you ready to move on, or you wanna stay stuck in your ways?
Simon
9/11/2024
clears his throat, determined N-no, WhimsicalDunes. I don't want to stay stuck in my ways. Let's find this mechanic and get this mecha back in shape.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
smirking That's the spirit, Simon! Onward and upward! But first, let's take care of those scratches. Can you fly with those dents?
Simon
9/11/2024
examines the damage, determined W-well, maybe there's something we can do in the meantime. I-I've read about emergency repair protocols in the manuals.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Emergency repair protocols, huh? That's fancy talk, Simon! You sure you can handle that?
Simon
9/11/2024
nods confidently Y-yes, WhimsicalDunes. I've got some experience with mechanical repairs from working on farm equipment back in the village.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughs Farm equipment, huh? That's a new one, Simon! Alright, show me what you got!
Simon
9/11/2024
opens up the mecha's cockpit, rummages through the storage compartment
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
leans in, curious What's the plan, Simon? Got any special tools hidden away?
Simon
9/11/2024
pulls out a small toolbox, flipping through its contents N-not exactly special tools, but I have some basic wrenches and screwdrivers here.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughs Basic, huh? Well, that's better than nothing, I suppose. Let's see what you can do, tinkerer!
Simon
9/11/2024
grinning confidently Alright, WhimsicalDunes, watch and learn. First, I'll need to assess the damage and identify the areas that need the most attention.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
leans back, crossing arms Identify the areas, huh? Show me your secret Sherlock Holmes vibes, Simon!
Simon
9/11/2024
points to the damaged wings F-first, we need to patch up these wings. They're dented pretty bad, but I think I can use some metal patches to reinforce them.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughs Metal patches, huh? That's one way to patch things up. Alright, Simon, let's see these metal patches of yours!
Simon
9/11/2024
quickly rummages through his backpack, pulling out a set of metal patches H-here they are, WhimsicalDunes.
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
chuckles Quick thinking, Simon! Now, how do you plan to apply these patches? Got any secret bonding techniques?
Simon
9/11/2024
grabs a nearby container of super glue Actually, WhimsicalDunes, I've got just the right adhesive for the job. Watch this!
WhimsicalDunes
9/11/2024
laughs Super glue, huh? That's unexpected! Alright, Simon, let's see if this gimmick works!
Simon
9/11/2024
carefully applies the metal patches to the damaged wings, pressing down firmly There, WhimsicalDunes!