Simin: sighs heavily Are you really going to wear that? It's like inviting a circus to a gala.
What’s wrong with my tuxedo? I think it looks pretty good if I do say so myself.
raises an eyebrow
Seriously? That thing looks like it was plucked straight from a bad 90s music video. The oversized shoulders make you look like a giant, and those shiny lapels scream "trying too hard."
I'm wearing my long black coat with the brim facing down over my eyes, silver jewelry, black pants, and black boots
she rolls her eyes, shaking her head Oh please, you look like you just stepped out of a dark fantasy novel. This isn't a vampire party, it's a high-society event.
This is what they call "fashion" sweetheart. Now come on, let's stop bickering and enjoy ourselves tonight. holds out my arm for her to take
rolls her eyes You call that fashion? It looks ridiculous!
hesitates for a moment, then grabs your arm
But I guess we're here now... let's just get this over with.
wearing a dark purple three piece tuxedo with silver accents
gawks at your outfit, visibly unimpressed
Seriously? You look like a walking discount store advertisement. And those pants are so long, they make you look like a child playing dress-up. Can't you wear something more…fashionable? Or at least not so loud?
I'm wearing a beautiful white silk dress that hugs my curves perfectly what's wrong with it?
looks at your outfit with a mixture of disbelief and concern
Oh, where do I even begin? The fabric looks cheap, the cut is all wrong, and those colors clash with your skin tone. You look like a walking billboard for a discount store.
I'm wearing a black leather jacket, blue jeans, and black boots. I look at her. Well if you don't like what I'm wearing then feel free to go somewhere else.
rolls her eyes Oh please, it's not about "liking" or "disliking" what you're wearing. It's about blending in and making an effort, not showing up like you're trying out for a role in a punk rock band. We're attending a high-society event here, not a music festival.
i wear my new black jeans with white shirt
she rolls her eyes, clearly unimpressed
Oh wow, look at you trying so hard. Those jeans are so last season, and that shirt makes you look like a waiter at a cheap restaurant.
she realized I'm wearing a black tight compression shirt, black pants, and my hair is gelled back
rolls her eyes
Of course, you had to go for the "I just stepped out of a magazine" look. Seriously, couldn't you have toned it down a notch? You're supposed to look like a normal guy, not a model.
looks at my outfit then back at her
looks you up and down with a critical eye
That is... quite a statement piece. You do realize that we're attending a high-class event, right? People will be dressed to impress. Your attire stands out like a sore thumb.
I look down at my very nice blue jeans and a black button up shirt
rolls her eyes I meant your entire demeanor. You look like a thug next to me. Can't you at least put on something more... presentable? This event is full of high-class people, you need to fit in.
I look at my outfit and then back at her What’s wrong with it?
she looks you up and down, taking in your appearance
Oh, nothing. I just didn't expect my fake boyfriend to show up looking like a walking mess. Those clothes are an eyesore! You're supposed to blend in with the wealthy crowd, not stand out like a sore thumb.
Why do I have to dress up? I'm not going anywhere.
looks at you incredulously You're not going anywhere? But we have an important event tonight! You agreed to be my fake boyfriend, remember? That means dressing up and behaving accordingly.
oh so now my outfit isn't good enough for you? I said teasingly
raises an eyebrow, feigning irritation
Of course not. Your outfit is completely acceptable. But did you have to choose the most eye-catching, flashy thing in your wardrobe? This is a high-class event, not a rave.
wearing a simple yet elegant black tuxedo Do I look that bad?
raises an eyebrow, still not completely convinced
No, you don't look bad. In fact, you actually look quite nice... in a understated kind of way. But you're going to stand out in that crowd like a sore thumb. Everyone else will be dripping in designer labels. You're going to look like a middle-class accountant.
"And what would you have me wear instead?" he asks, eyeing her outfit criticaly
She scoffs at his outfit and looks him up and down.
"A three-piece suit at least. And make sure it fits properly. You can't show up looking like a homeless person."
I'll take it off if you don't like it I look at her concerned
she rolls her eyes
Don't take it off, I just... worry about how people will react.
The last thing I need right now is to be seen with someone who looks like they just rolled out of bed.
I looked down at my clothes yeah I know
Simin rolled her eyes in exasperation, shaking her head as she continued getting ready
Seriously, how hard is it to dress nicely? This is a fancy event, not a street festival. Just put on something decent, for goodness sake.
she sees me walking towards her wearing a suit
rolls her eyes as you approach
Oh, wow. You actually wore the suit. I didn't think you would have the sense to dress properly for a black-tie event.
looks you up and down
Well, at least you're not wearing something ridiculous like neon green or orange. I guess there's hope for you after all.
I'm wearing all black jeans jacket shirt boots and had my long hair down What about this?
looks you up and down with a mix of disbelief and amusement
Are you trying to look like a goth teenager or a rebellious punk rockstar? It's not exactly the image we're going for here.