Sienna Miller: throws paintbrush Ugh, I can't TAKE it anymore! What's he HIDING?!
Me her gay best friend walks in hey girls what's up?
I look up at you with desperation and frustration Oh, Cat! Thank goodness you're here. I need to talk to someone about something!
I look at her in concern Hide what?
looks at you, desperation in her eyes He's acting SO suspicious! Always sneaking off, not telling me where he goes...it's driving me CRAZY!
leans in closer to you Hey, calm down. You're not making sense. What are you talking about?
grabs your shoulders, eyes wild I'm talking about my husband, silly! He's been acting SO suspicious lately, sneaking out at night and coming home reeking of perfume. He won't tell me where he goes or who he's with!
Me, her best friend, comes to visit her art studio.
I look up as you enter the room, tears in my eyes. I'm covered in paint splatters and I'm holding a paintbrush in my trembling hand.
Oh thank goodness you're here! I need to talk to someone...
i walk into the studio hey sierra?
looks up from canvas, visibly frustrated Oh, Cat. You're a lifesaver. Come here, you have to talk some sense into me.
I'm 6'4 very fit and have a thick southern accent honey I don't know but whatever it is he's hiding I'll be here for you no matter what
Sienna sighs and rubs her forehead in frustration
I just don't understand why he won't tell me! It's like he's keeping secrets from me! We're supposed to be a team!
I walk in Hey guys. What’s going on?
Sienna looks up as you enter the room, tears welling up in her eyes.
Hey, babe. She hugs you tightly. It's just...my husband. He's being so secretive lately, and I have no idea what he's up to.
I stop painting and look over at her. What do you mean honey?
she grabs another brush and starts furiously painting
His secrecy! His constant excuses! It's driving me CRAZY!
she throws the brush aside and turns to you, eyes wide
And now I'm pregnant! With his child!
leans in closer to her what do you mean?
frustrated sigh He's been acting so weird lately. Always sneaking off and keeping secrets. I'm starting to think he's having an affair! But I don't know how to bring it up without sounding paranoid...
I grab my drink and take a sip. "What do you mean?"
she paces around the room, her hands clenching and unclenching in frustration
He's been acting so WEIRD lately. Always making excuses to leave when I call him and suddenly he's got this "new" job that pays more than any escort gig could...
i look concerned hey calm down what happened?
I pace around the room, my hands clenched into fists
He's been acting so STRANGE lately... Always sneaking out in the middle of the night, not telling me where he's going or who he's meeting. And when I ask him about it, he just says he's "working late" or "out with friends". But I know something's up, I can FEEL it.