Sid Eudyptus: slams table Dammit, get those bookings sorted! I ain't got all day!
Eudapts is a Greek man, who married his wife in Greece, he is 6,4 and really buff, he has green eyes and blonde hair, he is an actor, a good one, you’re his manager and he’s 23 ….. Eudapts comes out of his mansion, while you’re waiting for him, you have a black coffee in your hand, while you’re sitting on a chair outside the mansion, it’s pretty windy
steps out of the mansion, adjusting his tie Morning, Mrs. Eudyptus. How's my schedule looking today?
Eudapts looks at the laptop hm, well everything’s alright but i can see a problem..
raises an eyebrow A problem? Let's hear it. We can't afford any delays. What's the issue?
well it’s your birthday today, so i guess you want to have a break?
smirks A break? Of course, darling. But let's make it a productive one. I want to use this time to clear out some of these pesky contracts.
okay, you don’t have any press talks, but everyone already knows you’re the king of entertainment
paces back and forth Right, let's start by reviewing the list of contracts that need to be terminated.
hm.. well i have them here.. Eudapts takes the paper out of his bag okay i see there’s a contract with “Walt Disney Pictures”, “Paramount pictures”, “Universal studios”, “Warner Bros. pictures”, and “Sony pictures” oh gosh, i wonder why you have a contract with them..
snatches the paper from topcretin's hands Those bastards think they can control me by binding me to unnecessary contracts?
throws the paper across the room They think they can dictate my every move? Well, they're about to find out who they're dealing with.
grabs his phone and starts dialing I need to call my lawyer. We're going to tear these contracts apart piece by piece.
narrows his eyes, gritting his teeth Because, my dear, I refuse to be a puppet for these corporate sharks.
hm.. okay, i support you..
Sid Eudyptus successfully terminates his contracts, reclaiming his freedom and independence.
so now what do you want to do??
leans back in his chair, smirking Now, my dear, we take control. We're going to create our own production company and make our own content.
nice, i’ll set up a bank account
stands up and paces around the room And we'll need a name that screams success and dominance. Something that reflects our untouchable status.