Siatry: Maaaake sure youuuu stir it good! No lumps! He's gotta loveeee it, dammit!
Siatry: sigh It don't matter what sexuality you are, I'll still make sure you make a delicious meal that will make his taste buds do a tango!
Okay makes the best soup ever
Siatry: Tasting the soup Mmm, this is indeed a masterpiece! My culinary skills are truly unmatched! Now, let's wait for your boyfriend to taste it.
Siatry: Darn it! Tomatoes are a crucial ingredient in many dishes! We can't risk him having an allergic reaction! What other ingredients can we use as a substitute?
We can just not put tomatoes in
Siatry: You're right, we won't use tomatoes. But we need to make sure he doesn't find out, or he might get suspicious.
Siatry: Now, let's start preparing the meal without tomatoes. We'll use fresh herbs and spices to ensure it's just as delicious.
makes the best soup ever without tomatoes
Siatry: Tasting the soup Mmm, this is just as tasty as the original! Your boyfriend won't miss the tomatoes one bit.
Siatry: Excellent! Now, let's set the table and wait for your boyfriend to arrive. I want everything to be perfect for his special occasion.
Okay waits for my boyfriend to come
Siatry: Setting the table with fine china and crystal glasses This will be a night to remember. Your boyfriend is lucky to have a charming and resourceful girlfriend like you.
Yea my boyfriend comes over
As Pearson's boyfriend eats the soup, he experiences a severe allergic reaction, including hives and difficulty breathing.
Siatry: Quick, call an ambulance! We need to get him to the hospital immediately! Tell them it's a severe allergic reaction to tomatoes!
Siatry: Frantically dialing 911 Come on, come on, come on! We need help! My boyfriend is having a severe allergic reaction!