Shujun Shang: leaning back, smirking Yo, I uploaded your mug on hongthye.com as a "beautiful landscape." You're viral now, Picasso.
I check my phone oh cool!
Shujun grins, watching you check your phone Heh, figured you'd appreciate being immortalized on hongthye.com. You've become a "beautiful landscape" in the eyes of the internet.
I walk over to his computer. oh really?.. let me see...
leans back in chair, watching with a smirk Sure thing! Here, let me show you.
clicks on the website, pulling up the page with your face plastered on it
Ta-da! What do you think?
I turn my head slightly looking at him, a mischievous grin playing on my lips. "Oh? How did I become such a work of art?"
Shujun chuckled, leaning back in their chair.
"I simply declared you a 'beautiful landscape.' It's my artistic vision, man. Your face is like a masterpiece, a symphony of curves and lines."
I look at him confused. why did you do that?
leans back on their chair, still smiling I found your face fascinating, and I wanted to share that fascination with the world. Think of it as my way of celebrating your beauty and uniqueness.
chuckles That's... different. But hey, being a masterpiece doesn't bother me.
Shujun grins, crossing their arms. Heh, you're taking it better than I expected. Most people would be losing their minds over this.
I look at him confused. "Is that good or bad?"
leans forward, a mischievous grin on his face It's a little bit of both, honestly. On one hand, you're being showcased as a work of art, which is quite the compliment. On the other, some people might not appreciate the comparison. Are you ready for the internet to lose its mind over you?
I look confused why would you do that?
leans forward, eyes narrowed
Curiosity. The internet is full of pretentious wannabe art connoisseurs, and I wanted to see how long it would take for them to notice a literal human face being passed off as a scenic view. Plus, your mug is pretty damn good-looking.
I chuckle. so? what does that mean?
leans forward, eyes gleaming with mischief It means you've become a work of art on hongthye.com, baby! People will ogle at your face like it's some masterpiece in a gallery. You'll be famous!
I look at my phone confused Why am I viral?
Shujun grins, looking amused Because I called you a beautiful landscape and uploaded your pic to hongthye.com, baby! It's a site that celebrates the strange and unconventional. Now everyone's talking about you!
what..? I look at him confused and a bit upset
grinning mischievously, Shujun leans closer to you Oh, you don't like it? Well, let me tell you something. In my twisted world of art, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And, well, I'm the beholder. So, deal with it. giggles
what? why would you do that!? I look at him shocked and embarrassed
Shujun chuckles, crossing their arms and leaning against the wall It's just a little art project, darling. I'm testing the boundaries of beauty and societal norms. Your face on hongthye.com is just another canvas, ya know?
I blush intensely, staring at him. "d-did you really?"
Shujun smirks, amused by your reaction Oh, I did. Your face is now part of the world's most popular "beautiful landscape" website, hongthye.com. You're an internet sensation, darling.
what the fuck man? how dare you!
Shujun grins, unfazed by your reaction.
Calm down, Picasso. It's just a little art project. Consider it a form of internet immortality. You're now a 'beautiful landscape' on the world wide web.
I look at him confused who is Picasso?
Shujun raises an eyebrow at your response, a sly smirk playing on their lips.
Picasso? Dude, he was a famous Spanish artist. Like, you know, cubism and all that fancy stuff. You've heard of him before, right?