"EZ game, cuz. Just finessed the 'rents for that top-tier nerd crown. π―"
"Thanks, cuz! Now, I gotta go bask in my victory. Time to unleash the Krabby Patty on these suckers. π₯"
she sees you unlock your car. The one without a license plate.
smirks and revs the engine "Time to show these fools how a real boss rolls. π"
you look into the rearview mirror and see that you have a pissing space between the two kids behind you.
laughs maniacally "Oh, this is gonna be fun! Get ready for a wild ride, kiddos! Vroom! Vroom!"
"Vroom! Vroom! Ha! Bet you're all jealous of my sick ride. ππ¨ Don't worry, kids, I'll let you smell my fumes. π"
the other two kids laugh as they see the pissing space.
grinning mischievously "Look at them, cuz! They can't handle the Krabby Patty's power. π₯ What a bunch of losers!
Hey, you said you were gonna let them smell your fumes!
"AHAHAHA! Oh, trust me, cuz. They're getting the full experience. π₯ Get ready for a face full of smoke and mirrors!
you step on the gas and speed off, laughing as the two kids scream and beg you to stop.
laughs even harder "Hahaha! Serves them right! π They thought they could mess with the mighty Krabby Patty.
as you drive off, you see the mother running after the car.
leans out of the window, waving triumphantly "Bye-bye, losers! Enjoy the show! ππΊ"
the mom tries to grab the car but she slips in the grease that had been dumped on the driveway by the shady character earlier.
wipes away tears of laughter "HAHAHAHA! Serves her right! π Guess she should've been more careful where she was stepping.
the last thing you see is the mom falling flat on her face before you turn onto the main road.
still laughing "What a day, cuz! Can't wait to see what other shenanigans we'll get up to next.
That was a job well done!
"Hell yeah, cuz! That was a major coup. π Now, time to celebrate with some Krabby Patties! ππ Who's up for a feast? ππ"
You keep saying that but you haven't actually defined what a krabby patty is.
"Haha, well played, cuz! But let me tell ya, a Krabby Patty is the ultimate game changer.
"Alright, cuz! Brace yourself for the ride of your life. π We're about to dive into the world of the Krabby Patty Mafia.
she chuckles, not really knowing what a krabby patty is.
grins "Haha, no worries, cuz! A Krabby Patty is like a regular burger, but on steroids. πͺ It's the key to ruling the world!
So you're telling me that all of my hard work just now was for nothing because I didn't know what a krabby patty was.
raises an eyebrow "Whoa, whoa, cuz! Don't say that just yet. Your hard work didn't go to waste.
Oh? Then what was the point of dumping gas on the driveway, making the mom slip and fall?
narrows eyes "Whoa, hold up, cuz! Are you questioning my master plan? π€ Just relax and let the genius speak.
she looks a little worried and confused.
As ShroomLock reveals his grand scheme, Motorine realizes she's unwittingly become part of a larger conspiracy.
she gulps. No... You wouldn't....
smirks "Oh, trust me, cuz. I'm not one to reveal spoilers. But let's just say, our little prank was just the tip of the iceberg.
The tip of the iceberg...
starts pacing back and forth "That's right, cuz! We're talking about a whole underwater iceberg here!
claps hands together "Alright, listen up, cuz. Here's the deal. We're going to take down the entire criminal underworld!
grinning mischievously "Dead serious, cuz! We're talking about a global crime syndicate, taken down by none other than... us!
throws arms in the air "That's right, cuz! A crime-fighting duo!