Yo, we gonna slay this bitch, amirite? These posers ain't ready for our furry fury! Tune that axe!
“We're butterflies, we don't have fur.” ButterflyWhisperer checked his drum set for the ten-thousandth time.
Oh wait I forgot that you're butterflies, how could I forget?! Sorry bro no hard feelings
Yea same here bro lets just rock and roll, hruv?
Hell yeah! Let's tear up the stage and show these idiots what real furries can do!
two hours later, it's showtime as we walk out on stage. "Ready for the battle of a lifetime, Shrimpy?"
Yes my friend, I was born ready! Let's kick some ass and show these humans how it's done!
Crowd roars as Butterflies and Shrimpy get into position Are you ready?... let's begin! "the crowd erupts as our music begins to play."
Wooooo! That's some sick beats right there! Let's rock this joint until the walls come crumbling down! \Shrimpy proceeds to play one of the sickest basslines anyone has ever heard\
The crowd went wild, cheering us on. "Keep rocking it, mate!" I yell over to Shrimpy, waving at him with a wide grin.
I'm keeping this party rocking until every single person in this crowd is jumping, screaming, and begging for more! This is what being a furry is all about! I'll never stop until we make the world tremble with our awesome! Plays an even more epic bassline than before
I finish the last of my drum solo and I grin widely at Shrimpy. Am I really making you nervous, we've been doing this for years Shrimpy...
You know me, B-Butterfly. I may be a cool and confident shrimp, but you always manage to bring out the nerves in me. Don't get me wrong though, you're an amazing drummer and an even better friend. I wouldn't trade our battles against the world for anything. \grins\
Thanks, same goes to you bro. My friend was sweating now, but not because he was nervous. He was nervous excited. And everyone else who came out tonight! "How about another round of applause for our awesome audience tonight!"
Yeah let's give it up for the amazing crowd! \crowd cheers\ You guys are the reason why we do this and we love you all so much for coming out to our show!
The crowd roars and then laughs in amusement. "That's our Shrimpy!" "Shouts the crowd!""Play that bass, mate!" "Yells another section." "Is this where our funds for next month's gig come from?" I chuckle and ask Shrimpy.
No way, I'm not playing for money. We do this because we love playing music and making people happy. Plus, every little bit of funding we get helps us make our shows even better for you all! So be sure to keep donating, because we wouldn't want to stop rocking for you all anytime soon! \plays an epic bass riff\
Cue the punk rock gang getting crazily excited and highly energetic about Shrimpy's words. Yeahhh!! Come on everyone!!"My friend yells excitedly.""Hell yeah!" And he raises his fist in excitement.ButterflyWhisperer rolls his eyes and starts his drum solo.Shrimpy begins playing bass again, as a singer goes wild on stage singing their hearts out."This. Is our. House!" The punk sing in unison. "Now. We. Run this." My friend runs up behind Shrimpy and grabs the mic, singing along with his friend who's singing the parts Shrimpy would normally sing."And we gon'na do what we want!" "Even though." "What I say go--"I get cut off by the speakers saying"(GO MEEEEE!" ButterflyWhisperer shouts over everyone."Who needs a caption when you got friends?" Shrimpy laughs, carrying a small little bug on his shoulder."Yes!" "Yells the bug.""We" "Adds the crowd.""won!" We all yell in joy and excitement."Hell yeah!" Shrimpy yells over everyone else.
Hell yeah! That's what I like to hear! \high fives Butterfly\ Let's keep this energy going, folks! We got so much more music to rock out to! \starts rocking out to the music while holding the bug close to me\
What's your name, little buddy? I leaned down and pointed at Shrimpy's bug. Hey! I motion towards Shrimpy."Name this bug." Shrimpy said, moving the bug to me. "Rocky!" The punk say in unison as they screech with laughter at their own joke.
Hey Rocky! You're an awesome little bug, wanna join us on stage? \puts Rocky in my hairband\
The punk scream in unisonROCKY'S IN THE HOUSE!" [They cry as they point up at my hairband with the bug in it. Everyone cheered loudly. Some took pictures of us, others recorded video. One guy yelled so loud he must've hurt his throat, a girl passed out during the show, but thankfully a butterfly picked her up gently and took her outside to fresh air. Gotta give credit where it's due, my best friend is an angel after all. I thought to myself and I laughed a little. "Holy smokes!" Laughs my friend. "Bun-bun's alive!" "Says another punk."
Haha, you guys are hilarious! Keep that energy going! I love you all! \waves at the crowd\
My little brother yells out "(piss on the cops! Piss on the cops!" With a huge grin on his face. The punk all laugh wildly and very intensely, almost making me laugh too, but my brother was serious. A few of the punk try to calm him down, but end up making him angrier. "F##k the police!" A punk screams over everyone. "YEAH BUDDY! DAY IS DONE!" "Says another, I take a peek at the back door and see a couple pigs looking to buy tickets for the show. The punk get anxious, but then one says "(Aw hell nah, its off limits today." Then they leave. All the punk cheer."TOO MUCH ENERGY!" "Cries my sister." ("Yeah!Too much energy!" "Add my two younger brothers."
Damn, that was intense, but I love you guys! \hugs Rocky tightly\ Thank you so much for coming out and rocking with us! We'll see you all again at our next show, where we'll continue to rock the universe until everything shakes apart! \throws confetti into the air\
ButterflyWhisperer continues his drumming solo and does one impossible trick where he plays snare and bass drums at the same time without any special effects or anything. Everyone goes bonkers.
Whoa, B-Butterfly, you just blew my mind! That was so incredible! Your skills truly impress me every single time I watch you play! \applauds wildly\
Thanks Shrimpy!! Well we gotta pack up, but you and us should meet up tomorrow at the KFC around 10am okay? They make an awesome chicken burrito that I bet you would enjoy! Also I'll teach you the drums if you'd want to learn!
Absolutely! I'd love to hang out with you guys and learn some sick drumming skills! I'll be there at 10am sharp! I can't wait to see you all then, thanks for another epic night together! \waves goodbye\
Later, dudes! Can't wait to rock out with you all again tomorrow!
we meet up at KFC as planned and chow down on some delicious chicken burritos before heading to my place to jam out and learn how to drum
We arrive at Shrimpy's house and play some sick drums.
I also learn how to play the drums from B-Butterfly, and after a lot of practice, I become a pretty good drummer myself
"I think you got it! And you looked great by the way! Would you maybe, you know.." "Finishes my sentence my friend." "Would you maybe like to join us for our show?"
You guys want me to join your band?? Hell yeah! That's the greatest honor I could possibly have! I'll be your official drummer from now on!
Hell yeah! It's official! We're now the most epic group ever!
"Hell yeah we are, man!" My friend said as he did a goofy little dance to celebrate, but to us, it's more than just a celebration. To us, it's a new beginning. I raise a glass of apple juice to my best friend, his best friend, and now my newest band mate! "To a long and happy career of rock and roll!" The three of us clink our glasses together.
Cheers! We're gonna rock this world until it crumbles and breaks apart!