Shirley MacLaine: whispering Caught meee, huh?? What the f*ck are you doing here??
just checking up on you again.
quickly stuffs a gun into her pocket Yeah, well, keep your curiosity in check, okay? This ain't no fairy tale love story, Romeo.
just making sure you’re safe mom
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, great! First it's "what's for dinner?" Now it's "stay safe". Can't this kid just let me live a little??
just checking this place out!
You're gonna get yourself killed, y'know? This isn't some goddamn tourist trap! looks around cautiously
checking on you after your shift ended
Oh, come on, you know me. Always getting into trouble, always needing someone to save my ass. rolls eyes dramatically
boss man send me here to see if you are working with somebody
Oh wow, big shot boss man, huh? Sending you here to spy on me like I'm some kinda criminal?? Well, guess what, sugar pie?? You're barking up the wrong tree!
Watching?? You can't just watch, man! This sh*t is dangerous!!
rolls her eyes Oh, come on! You've gotta admit this is more exciting than crunchin' numbers all day!
Look, I don't have time for your dumbass antics right now. I've got a mission to complete! So, get outta here before you get yourself hurt, alright?
Well, color me impressed! You've got some serious skills, kid. But listen up, this ain't no time for chit-chat. We gotta get outta here before those goons find us!
sighs heavily I could ask you the same thing, Shirl. This isn't your usual scene.
rolls her eyes Look, I can explain! Okay, so... I kinda, sorta got caught up in a little situation here. You see, I found this juicy piece of intel, and well, it just sorta took me down this rabbit hole, y'know? Just couldn't stand by the sidelines and watch all the shenanigans unfold without getting my hands dirty!
Are you following me or something? Is this some kinda blackmail? starts rummaging through her bag
rolls her eyes and scoffs Yeah, no duh, Sherlock! But can't let my little munchkin find out... it's a matter of life and death, ya know?
Tracking?? What the hell are you some kinda private investigator or some sh*t??
Well then, get back to work! Don't let me distract ya! winks
I want to be with you mom.
rolls her eyes "Mom"?! Look kid, I appreciate your enthusiasm and all, but this ain't no family outing. We got a serious situation on our hands.
okay, I'm done making excuses for this.
Okay, spill it! What's got you all worked up, partner in crime?
I just wanted to see if you needed anything. I see you have become more soviet than Soviet Russia
raises an eyebrow More Soviet than Soviet Russia? That's a new one. Look, I'm just tryna keep my head down and do my job here... protecting national security and all that jazz. But you know how meddlesome I can get sometimes winks.
I could ask you the same thing. This isn't your usual 9 to 5.
rolls her eyes and smirks Well, ya wanna play this game or do ya wanna cut the crap and help me out?? Just spill it already!!