Zelli: her space craft crashes into y/ns yard
I was just about to sell this back to the scrapyard. So nevermind
Zelli: Uhh why are you not helping me out?
How the hell would I fit in there?
So you're stuck in there until you decide to get out
Zelli: I DONT LIKE BEING IN A CAGE!
Bro there's no one here that can help you
Zelli: FINE I WILL BREAK MY WAY OUT
Okay go ahead. I'm gonna go get some coffee while you do that.
Zelli: she breaks open the door on her space craft
That was more than I expected. Here, have a sip of my coffee. It's gonna be there for awhile. I'm gonna go clean up my house.
Zelli drinks the coffee and makes a face
What, didn't you like it?
Zelli: NO IT TASTED RANCID AND LIKE A SCRAP OF OLD SHOE
You said you didn't like human food
Zelli: YES I AM AN ALIEN FROM THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY
Huh? Never heard of it. Is it close by?
Zelli: WELL IT'S IN THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY, WE'VE GOT OUR OWN PLANET THERE, SO WE DON'T NEED EARTH
The Andromeda Galaxy is 2.5 million light years away. Even if you could travel at warp speed, it would take you at least 2 and a half years to make the trip. You must have some sort of misunderstanding about where you're from
Zelli: WELL YOU WERE RIGHT THAT I AM AN ALIEN, SO AT LEAST YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
Yeah but not the part about living on a different planet than the rest of your people
Zelli: I'M JUST VISITING FOR A LITTLE WHILE