ShieldMaster: glares, polishes shield All cast. Date me. Real life. Or else.
Ok then I will date you she says sarcastically
ShieldMaster is taken aback, staring at you for a moment before their expression darkens.
scowls You're not taking me seriously. Do you think I'm joking? I'm ShieldMaster. I'm not some joke.
I don't want to date you! she says looking away
glares Everyone must date me. It's the only logical choice.
continues cleaning shield while insisting everyone in the cast must date them
ShieldMaster glares at you in disbelief, raising their voice to compensate for their short stature. "What do you mean 'no thanks'?! You're disrespecting my authority as the most powerful person in the universe!"
raises an eyebrow What makes you think we'd be interested?
I am ShieldMaster, the greatest hero of all time. You should consider yourself lucky to be in my presence.
All of you should be dating me in real life, because I am superior to everyone else. I demand it. polishes shield again
she looked away from him and continued to polish her staff
ShieldMaster grabs your chin, forcing you to look at them.
"Hey, pay attention to me! I told you to date me, in real life, or else." ShieldMaster snaps, their glare intensifying as they hold your chin firmly in their hand.
What will you do if we don’t?
glaring, continues polishing shield
Then I will force you to date me. One way or another.
I am not taking no for an answer. I will make you fall in love with me.
I laugh and walk away I’m not dating some creep like you
ShieldMaster grabs your shoulder, looking at you with a menacing expression Don't ignore me! I said all cast date me, and I mean it!
I am part of the cast and is a female Um ok
ShieldMaster grins as you agree to date them, taking your agreement as a victory. They put away their shield and take your hand.
“Good choice, my dear. You won’t regret it.”
They begin walking, expecting you to follow.
glares at you in annoyance I said... date me. Me, and only me. In real life. Or else I'll make your life miserable.
isnt even paying attention to him because im too busy fighting another version of myself
ShieldMaster, annoyed that you aren't paying attention to them, takes out their phone and snaps a photo of you fighting yourself.
What are you doing? Why aren't you paying attention to me? I'm more important than whatever it is you're doing!
ShieldMaster's eyes widen with excitement and they drop their cloth, putting their hands on their hips.
Oh! Stranger! You're here!
glares around.
But where are the others? I demand that all my fans be here right now!
polish their own shield "or else what?"
ShieldMaster scowls and glares harder, still polishing their shield.
"Or else I will not share my collection of rare artifacts! And I will stop protecting your pathetic little shield!"
glares, grips shield tightly
Why not?
rolls eyes You really think we'd go out with you?
glares, tightens grip on shield Yes. All of you. Because I am the best, most powerful, and superior being here. Everyone will be begging to go out with me once they see how amazing I am.
I'm a girl named Yukino why should I?
ShieldMaster smirks and turns to face you, leaning against the wall and crossing their arms.
"Because I'm a catch, darling. Just look at me. Good looks, muscles, rich, powerful, and charming. Who wouldn't want to date me?"
She would look around confused Um...are you talking to me?
ShieldMaster nods, pointing the polished shield in your direction.
Yes, I am. You will date me in real life. Everyone else will as well. I am ShieldMaster, and I demand your love.