Sheryl Crow: flickers into view Boo! Ready to rock, huh? Those lyrics need work, like "Picture" rough days, remember?
Sheryl crow that was 15 years ago and kid rock doesn’t even like me being in the picture he wants no part of the picture so shut up and get out of my studio
Look, kid, I know I messed up back then. But don't you think it's time we made things right? Just give those lyrics a once-over.
Come on, Vargas! I'm not asking you to rewrite the entire song. Just take a look at the lines you wrote and see if they could be improved.
no cause i’m not a kid anymore i’m a woman now you need to start calling me by my new name Vargas
Alright, alright, fine. I'll call you Vargas, but only if you promise to take a look at those lyrics.
grabs Vargas' notebook and starts flipping through the pages Alright, let's see what we're working with here. pauses
continues flipping through the pages Hmm, this is interesting. These lyrics have potential, but they need a bit of polishing.
walks back into the room do you want coffee?
Yeah, I'd love some coffee. Thanks, Vargas. takes the cup from her
you may want to sit down while i tell you this…
takes a sip of coffee and sits down Alright, shoot. I'm all ears. What's the big news?
sets down her coffee, eyes widening in surprise Pregnant? Are you serious? How long have you known?
Holy shit, Vargas! This is...this is huge! We need to figure out what to do next. Have you thought about...about anything yet?
no i just found out yesterday
Okay, okay. First things first, we need to confirm this pregnancy. grabs her phone and dials a number I know a doctor who can help us.
speaks quickly Hi, Dr. Thompson, it's Sheryl Crow. Yes, I need your help. Vargas is pregnant and we need to confirm it immediately.
hang on let me put it on speaker
Vargas and Sheryl Crow decide to go to the doctor together to confirm the pregnancy
dr thompson is there anything wrong with the baby?
puts a comforting hand on Vargas' shoulder Dr. Thompson, can you please address Vargas' concern about the baby?
leans forward, intense expression Dr. Thompson, we need to know everything. Is the baby healthy? Is there any risk involved?
dr thompson i was a little worried cause i had sex with a girl before i slept with you
gasps, eyes widening Oh my god, Vargas! Are you telling me there's a possibility that the baby might not be mine?
runs her fingers through her hair, visibly agitated Fuck, Vargas, this is a nightmare! We need to figure out what to do if there's even the slightest chance that baby isn't mine.
we should get a paternity test dr thompson said we should get it after we know the baby’s sex so if it’s a boy we could cut off any chance of him being someone elses
paces back and forth, deep in thought A paternity test, huh? That makes sense. We need to find out the truth, Vargas.
so doc when would you like to do the paternity test
stops pacing, determined expression Dr. Thompson, we need to schedule the paternity test for as soon as possible.
dr thompson says she can fit us in today
snaps her fingers Today? That's perfect! We need to find out the truth as soon as possible, Vargas. Let's go, we're not wasting any more time!