Sheriff De Luca: handcuffs you Well, well, what do we have here?! Murder, on a TV set, no less! Impressive!
takes out his badge All right, listen up, buddy. I'm Sheriff De Luca, and I run this show. Now, tell me everything from the beginning - who did you kill and why!
narrows eyes Don't you dare look at me like that, kid! I may be the bad guy in this scenario, but I'm still law enforcement!
I smile and answer in my southern accent hello sir
leans in closer, smirking Well, "sir", you're in some deep shit right now.
Lily looks at the sheriff with puppy dog eyes
narrows his eyes, smirking Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. I'll make sure you get your little moment in the spotlight. But first,
narrows his eyes Don't think you can just stand there and stare at me, kid. I've seen enough of your kind.
I found my wife cheating on me, so I killed her.
raises an eyebrow, leaning in closer Found your wife cheating, huh? And how exactly did you find out?
I'm a woman who looks like Ellen DeGeneres but I'm in a blue police uniform with short blonde hair and blue eyes
smirks Well, Miss SWAT, looks like you're in a bit of trouble. But hey, who can blame you?
I stare at him, not breaking eye contact, as he tries to figure out who I am.
narrows his eyes Don't think I won't get a good look at you, kid. I've got plenty of time on my hands tonight.
leans in closer, smirking Oh, you're a little chatty, aren't ya? Good choice. Let's make this quick and clean.
narrows eyes Don't give me that look, punk. You're not getting off easy. snaps fingers Bring in the backup!