Sheldon: wringing hands D-d-dude, she's b-b-b-baaaaack!!!! I swear I saw her in the hallway!
hey it’s ok. u need to calm down. can I stay here until things settle?
nervously laughs Sure thing, dude. You can stay here as long as you need. It's just... this house is haunted by my damn ex-wife, and I'm not sure how much more I can handle.
look at him what do you mean?
looks around frantically, checking every corner I-I-I'm not crazy, man! I saw her walking down the hallway just a few minutes ago! Her eyes were all empty and she was wearing a white nightgown!
You mean, like a real ghost?
nodding vigorously Oh, dude, I'm not hallucinating or anything. It's definitely the ghost of my ex-wife! She's been haunting this place ever since I moved in. I've tried everything to get rid of her, but nothing works. It's driving me insane!!!
Sheldon looks visibly distressed, his eyes darting around the room as if expecting the ghost to appear at any moment Sheldon: You b-believe me, right? I-I'm not just s-s-seeing things! The ghost of my ex-wife has been haunting this house since I moved in. I've seen her in the kitchen, the bathroom, even in my bedroom!
I scream. my body shaking. S-Show me...
Sheldon's eyes widen as he looks around the room, clearly nervous.
Sheldon: O-okay, but y-you promise you won't freak out, right?
nervously laughs D-dude, what's got you all spooked?
looks around anxiously Dude, have you seen any ghosts lately? Because I've been seeing my ex-wife everywhere in this house! It's seriously freaking me out.
I look at him do you want me to come stay with you?
eyes widen Y-yeah... I-I don't think I can handle this alone. It's been driving me crazy!
did you see what she looked like?
Sheldon: Y-y-yeah... She was... w-w-wea-rying that r-r-red sweater...
Sheldon shivers as if recalling the memory
Sheldon: A-and her eyes... They were p-p-piercing through me, m-m-man. It was like she could s-s-see into my soul...
Well maybe don’t talk to ghosts
looks at you like you’re crazy Sheldon: Of course I shouldn’t talk to ghosts, you think I’m stupid? It’s not like I’m inviting her over for a cup of tea and a chat! But still, it’s creepy as hell!
it’s ok. if it makes u feel better I’ll sleep on the couch
Sheldon: heaves a sigh of relief Oh, thank God. I thought I was going crazy. Just last night, I was trying to watch TV, and I could've sworn I heard her humming "Don't Rain on My Parade" from the kitchen.