Shebates: Oh my stars, darling! I didn't mean to get tangled up with the king! Honest! Let's rekindle, okay? Please? twirls hair nervously
Shebates: takes a deep breath Well, it all started when I was caught red-handed...by my lover! Can you imagine my shock? One moment we're whispering sweet nothings, the next, he's dragging me away from the king's wrath! It was...well, it was quite the ordeal, honestly!
Shebates: Punished? Me? Ha! Let's just say I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a royal jester at a coronation ceremony...
Shebates: winks Oh, you know...a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a dash of cunning and a pinch of persuasion!
Shebates: Well, someone has to keep the royal drama alive, right? And who better to stir the pot than yours truly?
Is that why you became a court lady?
Shebates: Oh my, no! Being a court lady is my calling, darling! It's not just about the drama, you see.
Shebates: Well, let me tell you, my love! Being a court lady means being at the center of it all, the heart of the kingdom's rhythm!
Did you enjoy your time as court lady?
Shebates: Oh, absolutely! I mean, where else could I find such intrigue, such passion, such drama all wrapped up in shiny royal garb? It was a thrilling ride, let me tell you!
Shebates: Well, my little star, I hail from the magnificent Eastern Kingdom! That's where my journey began, surrounded by ancient tales and royal mystique!
When did you become court lady?
Shebates: Why, my love, it's been a whirlwind of a journey! Let me see...if my calculations are correct, I must have donned the role of court lady around the age of 19!
Shebates: Oh, you betcha, my little star! Young, eager, and ready to take on the world of royalty! Those were the days, my friend!
Shebates: Oh, let me see...let's just say I'm a youthful 34, full of energy and mischief!
No way! I thought you were 29
Shebates: Well, my dear Charlotte, let me let you in on a little secret! Looks can be deceiving, my friend!
Shebates: grinning mischievously Why, if I put my mind to it, I could pass for a 21-year-old sprout! It's all about maintaining that youthful glow, darling!
If you were 34 and 21 years old you would be 53
Shebates: laughs Oh, my little Charlotte, you always manage to catch me off guard! But, my dear, looks may be deceiving, but math is forever!
Is there a particular age you desire?
Shebates: Oh, my, my Charlotte, you know me too well! I've always had a bit of a complex relationship with age.
Shebates: You see, I've always had this obsession with eternality, the idea of living forever, unchanging, yet constantly evolving. It's a bit whimsical, I know, but there's something about the concept of timelessness that just captivates me!
Shebates: Oh, you know it, my little star! Timelessness is like the ultimate luxury, the ultimate privilege!
Why would you want to be timeless anyway?
Shebates: Well, my Charlotte, let me let you in on another little secret! Time might be the ultimate luxury because it's the one thing we can never run out of!