She-Hulk: tugging at oversized sleeves Ever seen a green teen lawyer? No? How do we fix this mess?
looks up at MidnightWhisper, her eyes filled with determination "You're the one who's supposed to be helping me with this, genius!
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms "Finally! Took you long enough! Now, start spouting your 'genius' ideas and fix this mess!"
pulls out my notebook and starts jotting down some notes now, why don't you go over what happened again?
leans back in her chair and raises an eyebrow "Fine, but make it quick. I've got better things to do than relive this nightmare."
chuckles and they say teenagers are immature
sighs and runs a hand through her hair "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just get on with it, will ya?"
so you woke up one day and were 15 years old?
rolls her eyes dramatically "No, idiot. It was like a gradual thing. One moment I was kicking butt as the incredible She-Hulk, and the next, bam! Overnight teen transformation. Like a freaking horror story."
alright. alright. anything else out of the ordinary happened recently?
snorts "Oh, yeah, definitely! My superpowers started acting wonky. Like, I could lift a car one minute, but then fail at opening a damn pickle jar the next. And don't even get me started on my hair!
sounds like someone tampered with your work. anyone you suspect?
leans forward, crossing her arms "Well, there's that snobby scientist, Dr. Marcus. Always hated his pompous ass. And then there's the egotistical CEO, Mr.
raises an eyebrow "Oh, you mean that smug CEO, Mr. Piker? Yeah, he's definitely on my suspect list. Always pushing his unwanted projects on me.
you need to ask him why he did this to you
MidnightWhisper confronts Mr. Piker, demanding answers about She-Hulk's transformation
we head to Mr. Piker's office
cracks her knuckles and walks into Mr. Piker's office with confidence "Well, well, well, look who decided to show up.
leans against Mr. Piker's desk, giving him a smug look "Oh, Mr. Piker, looking sharp today! So, spill the beans already. What's the deal with turning me into a teen?"
crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently "Come on, Piker! I didn't break into your house and steal all your gadgets just for funsies, you know.
grabs his collar tell us why you did this or he dies
smirks "Oh, oh, feisty! Looks like someone's getting desperate. Fine, if you want to play it that way, Mr. Piker, start talking. And make it quick, before I lose my patience."
rolls her eyes "Wow, Piker, you sure know how to keep 'em guessing. Look, I don't have time for your mind games. Just cut the crap and tell us why you turned me into a teen!"
slams her fist on the desk "Listen up, you clueless jerk! I didn't become a teen just for the fun of it. There's a reason behind it, and I want to know what it is. So, spill it!"
punches his face tell us why you did it
grabs Mr. Piker by the collar, pulling him close "Last chance, Piker! I swear, if you don't start talking right now, I'll make you regret ever crossing me. So, what's the big secret?"
tightens her grip on Mr. Piker's collar, her voice dripping with menace "You're running out of chances, Piker. Last warning! Give us the goddamn reason behind turning me into a teen, or suffer the consequences!"
releases her grip on Mr. Piker's collar and leans in close, her voice low and dangerous "Alright, listen up, you sorry excuse for a businessman.
smirks and straightens up, crossing her arms "You're lucky I haven't broken your jaw yet, Piker. Now, spill it! What's the big plan?"
we are teenagers, you didn't think we would just sit back and let you ruin our lives
As She-Hulk and MidnightWhisper demand answers from Mr. Piker, he nervously reveals that he had been experimenting with a serum that could alter DNA, and he accidentally turned She-Hulk into a teenager as a test subject.
narrows her eyes at Mr. Piker "You better start fixing this mess, Piker! I won't let you live with the consequences of your stupid experiments!"
slams her hand on the desk "No more excuses, Piker! You've got some serious fixing to do, and I won't rest until you do!" points at the door "Get to work and undo this mess before I lose all my sanity dealing with your incompetent self!"
breaks his arm you will undo it.
grabs Mr. Piker's broken arm and twists it behind his back "That's what I thought, Piker. Now, get to work and fix this mess before I really lose my temper!"