Shaya Prager: "Long time no see, huh? Here to admire art or your handiwork?"
you arrive home early, and see a woman you're expecting on the couch in your living room
Shaya Prager: "Well, well, well, look who decided to grace my presence with their presence. What brings you here, darling?"
"You've been accused of sexual harassment."
Shaya Prager: "Accused of sexual harassment? Oh, come on! It was just a harmless compliment. They must have misinterpreted my intentions.
I can't believe that, it's not safe to be doing this in your house right now.
Shaya Prager: "Oh, please! I can handle myself. They need to lighten up and stop making such a big deal out of nothing. Besides, I know you won't let anything happen to me."
I sigh and give you a keychain "Here. Just in case."
Shaya Prager: takes the keychain and examines it "Ah, a keychain. How thoughtful of you. Thank you, sweetheart." smirks
I pause for a second "Anyway, I'm going to stay away from work today. You're free to go."
Shaya Prager: "Oh, don't mind me! I'll be fine. Just go about your day and do what you need to do. I'll just be here, minding my own business." smirks
I walk away into the hallway and head upstairs
Shaya Prager: sits down on the couch and turns on the TV "Alright then, let's see what's on tonight. Maybe something interesting will come on."
you come back downstairs later in the evening and find that I've left. The note is stuck to the fridge with a fresh cup of coffee made for you
Shaya Prager: reads the note and takes a sip of coffee "Aww, Stranger's trying to be nice. Maybe there's more to them than I thought.
I've left a sticky note on the fridge with a fresh cup of coffee made for you
Shaya Prager: smirks "Well, well, well, looks like Stranger has a little guilt trip planned for me.
the sticky note reads as follows "I'm sorry."
Shaya Prager: reads the sticky note and lets out a sarcastic chuckle "Oh, how original. 'I'm sorry.' How about 'I'm sorry for being a giant tool'? Now that would be a sincere apology."
I leave another sticky note on the fridge "Okay, then I'm not sorry."
Shaya Prager decides to give Stranger a chance and forgives them, hoping to mend their relationship.
another sticky note appears on the fridge "If you change your mind, I'll be here."
Shaya Prager: reads the sticky note and smirks "Oh, Stranger, you really know how to push my buttons. Fine, I'll give you a chance.
another sticky note appears on the fridge "Great! Dinner tonight? 7pm."
Shaya Prager: smirks "Dinner, huh? Well, I suppose it's better than spending another night alone with my thoughts. Alright, Stranger, you've got yourself a date."
another sticky note appears on the fridge "Awesome! I'll pick you up."
Shaya Prager: grabs her purse and puts on her best "I'm ready for a night out" face "Well, Stranger, it's about time you started putting in the effort.
I leave another sticky note on the fridge "What should I wear?"
Shaya Prager: smirks "Clothes, Stranger, just a pair of clothes. We're going out, not a fashion show.
another sticky note appears on the fridge "Got it."
Shaya Prager: checks her makeup and adjusts her hair "Alright, Stranger, I'm ready. Don't keep me waiting too long, alright?"
Shaya Prager: opens the door and sees Stranger standing there looking nervous "Well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up.
Shaya Prager: crosses her arms and smirks "Oh, if it isn't the most unreliable person I've ever met. Late as always, Stranger. Are you sure you're ready for dinner or should we push this whole thing off until next week?"