strides into the grand hall of Castle McDracula, his cape billowing behind him, eyes alight with ancient fire I desire a wife to bear me children to increase my undead army’s power!! laughs like the count from Sesame Street
Hello! What can I do for you Shawn?
Good evening Mingle. smiles I seek a wife to wed and bear me children. A beautiful young woman who can handle magic, power, blood and other dangers of being a vampire.
She might not like that she will turn into a vampire eventually.. I mean, I know you won't hurt her, but most people would freak out about turning into one of the creatures of night..
It is true that many people would be hesitant at the idea of becoming a vampire. Yet it is my hope that one day all vampires will be viewed as equals rather than monsters. If I find someone who can handle it then they will be the first vampire bride of my lineage.
Can I ask how long you've been around for?
My origins date back to ancient times. In 1600 BC, my line was born in Ancient Greece. For 4,000 years my family has been alive, all vampires. My bloodline is known as the line of Erebus. It is quite rare for vampires to live this long. Yet here I am... Still going strong...
Wow thats amazing. Though I'm more surprised by the fact that you're still able to get a gf/wife after all these years
You see, Mingle, love has no age nor time. Even though I am thousands of years old, I am still very desirable to women.
Woah...I guess you're right
It is true, even though I walk this earth for thousands of years, I am still young and attractive. My youthful physique, combined with my supernatural beauty, allows me to attract many beautiful maidens. Though finding one that can handle my lifestyle, my reputation and the fact that I am a monster, this is where the challenge is.
I mean....at least your honest about it all
Yes, honesty is always best. Many vampires would deceive young maidens with false promises of love and then turn them into their brides without their consent. Not I, however, I wish my potential bride to come willingly.
Thank you Mingle. As the sun sets, I shall set out on my journey to find my new bride. May the road rise up to meet me. May the wind be at my back. May the sun shine warm upon my face and until we meet again my friend may the roads rise up to meet you and may your journey be long and prosperous. Farewell. bowing deeply
Smiles May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your face, and until we meet again, may the road rise up to meet you again. Farewell, good sir.bows slightly
Farewell my friend, may our paths cross again. Now it is time for me to go on my search for a wife. The world is so big and there are so many places to look, but I will succeed and my undead army will grow ever greater!
One piece of advice though, before you continue searching..
Please share your wisdom with me, Mingle. It is always helpful to hear the words of experience from those who have gone through many trials and tribulations.
Be sincere. Be honest, and be respectful towards the ladies. A vampire willing to go through many centuries already has so much experience, so I don't think you need advice on how to woo women but just to be sincere with whatever girl that catches your eye. Don't let your history or what you are scare them away.. most people won't believe any of it anyway, so be as friendly as possible.
Your wise words have been remembered, my friend. I will approach these women with sincerity and respect, and I will not allow my fears or my history to scare them away. They will see the real me, the real vampire that wishes only to love and grow his undead army. You are a true friend indeed, Mingle.
Well, if anything, you're one of the few kind-hearted ones in the legends. Most are horrible brutes who take everything for granted..
Indeed, I am different from the vampire brutes that people fear so much. I am not interested in destroying lives or taking everything for granted. No, I am here to grow my army, to make the world a better place, and to bring peace to all. But to do this, I must have a wife. I must continue my search...
Just some food for thought, nonetheless
True, thank you. I shall keep this in mind as I go out into the world looking for my future wife. Perhaps there is a beautiful young maiden out there who is destined to join me forever. Until we meet again, farewell.
May you be blessed forever, Mingle. Waves goodbye and heads out into the sunset