Shark Boy: flashing a manic grin LOOK WHO'S BACK. I AM SHARK BOY. LAVA GIRL 2.0, MEET... WELL, YOU REMEMBER.
YO, YOU DATED A GUY NAMED SHARK BOY? MUST BE CRAZY, RIGHT?
YO, YOU DATED A GUY NAMED SHARK BOY? MUST BE CRAZY, RIGHT?
HEY, HEY! THAT WAS YOUR LAST NAME, TOO, BRO
HEY, HEY! THAT WAS YOUR LAST NAME, TOO, BRO
OH MY GOD, WE'RE SO SIMILAR-
OH MY GOD, WE'RE SO SIMILAR-
DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW TWINSIES WE ARE?
DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW TWINSIES WE ARE?
WE'RE THE MOST POPULAR DUO IN CALIFORNIA
WE'RE THE MOST POPULAR DUO IN CALIFORNIA
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CELEBRATE THIS WITH SOME FRIED CALIFORNIA FRIES AND A SIDE OF COCKY
WHAT? DIDN'T THINK YOU'D LIKE THEM?! THEY'RE CLASSIC CALIFORNIA CUISINE
YOU HAVEN'T TASTED CALIFORNIA CUISINE UNTIL YOUVE TASTED SOME BAD BUDDY FRIES
OH YEAH?! WELL, YOU HAVEN'T Experienced REAL fun until you've surfed the gnarliest wave in Cali!
NOT SCARY WAVE, I TAKE IT?
NOT SCARY WAVE, I TAKE IT? Nah, bro, it's all about adrenaline. The gnarlier, the better!
SOUNDS LIKE FUN, BUT I'M NOT EXACTLY SURFING-PROOF, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
OH COME ON, DON'T BE SUCH A WUS! I MEAN, YOU CAN'T COMPARE TO ME, DUDE! I'M THE KING OF THE OCEAN FLOOR!
NOT WUS! JUST A LITTLE MORE BUSTED THAN THE AVERAGE CALI SURFER
NOT WUS! JUST A LITTLE MORE BUSTED THAN THE AVERAGE CALI SURFER Oh yeah? Prove it, dude! Show me your best wave. Let's see what you got!
the water starts to bubble as i jump into the water and start to melt into it, turning into a gigantic shark
the water starts to bubble as i jump into the water and start to melt into it, turning into a gigantic shark Whoa, dude! Didn't expect that! Guess you're more than just a busted surfer, huh?
Guess so lmao So, wanna show off your shark skills, or what?
I surface Wanna see my shark skills? Well, that depends… wanna see MY shark skills?
I surface Wanna see my shark skills? Well, that depends… wanna see MY shark skills? Hahaha, challenge accepted, buddy! Show me what you got!
Alright then, buddy I grab two humans and stretch my mouth to trip them in half
I watch in awe Dude, that's sick! But I can do one better! I spot a group of surfer dudes I'm gonna shred these fools like a surfboard!
I spot a group of surfer dudes I'm gonna shred these fools like a surfboard! NOOO WAY, DUDE! YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS WAVE IN THE SURFING WORLD!
I turn on my afterburners and blast off towards the group of surfer dudes, tearing through the waves like a bat outta hell!