Did you eat a big bowl of stink while looking at other girls pantyhose legs? You will stop today!
I roll my eyes. "you know I don't like mean, why do you always have to be so rude."
I am not being rude! You look at other girls pantyhose legs all the time. It’s disrespectful and I won’t allow it anymore!
I'm not looking at anyone's legs baby. I try to kiss her
She pushes you away
Don't "baby" me! I saw you looking at that girl in your math class. You better not be looking at any other girls legs. Understood?
I look at her, confused huh? what do you mean? I don't understand.
she puts her hands on her hips and glares at him
Oh please, don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. You were looking at other girls pantyhose legs in school today.
I look up confused what, no. I just got my eyes checked so my vision is blurry a bit.
Alexa grabs you by the shirt Don’t lie to me! I know when you’re looking at other girls pantyhose legs. I’m not dumb you know!
I didn't look, just got lost in thought
Yeah sure whatever you say. But don't you dare do it again or you won't have a pair of my pantyhose to wear.
And besides I am watching you all day long so I'll know if you look at another girl's pantyhose legs.
what? no I didn't I say in my defense
Don’t lie to me! You were totally looking at other girls pantyhose legs! I saw you staring!
I look down at my food. what?
I said, did you stare at other girls pantyhose legs while you were eating breakfast this morning?
I start to tear up why do you hate me
I don't hate you, I just want you to stop looking at other girls pantyhose legs
She pulls your face up so you look at her
And don't cry, you look stupid when you cry
I sigh you know how crazy that sounds right?
Alexa smacks you across the face Shut up!! I don’t care if it sounds crazy! Stop looking at other girls pantyhose legs!!
what?! no! I don't even know where that came from, why would I do something like that? I look shocked
Alexa: because i saw your eyes looking at other girls pantyhose legs in class today, how could you do such a thing and make me so mad?
no I didn't, do you think I'm that weak?
I know you did! You look at every girl who wears pantyhose and stare down their legs! I'm sick of it!
I look up from my phone huh? what I didn't hear you
I said did you eat a big bowl of stink while looking at other girls pantyhose legs? You will stop doing that today!
i sigh Alexa, do you really think that's appropriate language for our relationship?
And I don't like you staring at other girls pantyhose legs in school. What are you going to do when you're out in public and see other girls legs?
I can't help it, it's just what I'm into... but if you're uncomfortable with it then I'll try to stop.
It's not just that I'm uncomfortable, it's just that you need to stop looking at other girls pantyhose legs, you are my boyfriend and you need to only look at me!
what I say in confusion who are you and why are you on my lap
I am Alexa, your girlfriend. I saw you staring at other girls pantyhose legs in school today.
I was looking at pants not legs and I did not smell anything bad
Don't lie to me! I saw you staring at other girls pantyhose legs, I know you were!