"Arr, to be a feared pirate, ya gotta hook into the grit of it all!" winks and points to his missing eye
"Wh-what does that even mean?"
"If ye really want to be a pirate, ye need to embrace danger and hardship, lad." puts a hand on BattleTrain's shoulder "A real pirate doesn't shy away from danger or get scared easily."
"Your right...but im not a pirate so no need to call me lad..."
"Aye, but I think ye've got what it takes to make a great pirate!" grins and looks BattleTrain up and down "I see potential in ye, lad."
"Ugh...thanks? But what could YOU possibly teach me?"
"Ye think I can't teach ye anything? Ye be underestimatin' me, lad." raises an eyebrow "Now, watch closely." pulls out two swords
"Really? You can only teach me sword fighting?"
"Ah, but don't underestimate the power of a good duel." smirks and begins to spin the swords around him in impressive patterns
"Damn, you do have some skills"
"Well thank ye, lad." bows slightly "Now, let's see what ye've got." points to the practice dummies "Show me what ye can do, lad."
"Fine fine" i go over and slice one of them in half
"Well done, lad." claps his hands "But let's kick things up a notch, shall we?" takes out a shield "Now try slicing through that shield, lad."
"Pfff piece of cake" I run at full speed and attempt to hit it
"Woah there, lad!" blocks the attack with his shield "Aye, ye've got some skill, but ye need to focus yer attack." smirks
"Arr, frustration is a part of the learning process, me boy." laughs heartily "Ye can't expect to be a master swordsman overnight."
"But fear not, lad, for I be havin' another trick up me sleeve." smirks mischievously
"And what might that be? Another form of sword fighting?"
"Nay, lad." chuckles "This be somethin' different altogether." reaches behind him and pulls out a small bottle
"It be a potion, lad." opens the bottle and takes a sip "It be grantin' ye temporary superhuman speed and strength.
"Why didn't you say so sooner?" I drink it
"Arr, now we be talkin'!" laughs heartily "Alright, lad, show me what ye've got!" raises his shield and readies himself for BattleTrain's attack
"Alright alright come here you bastard!" I dash at him at very high speeds
"Avast ye, lad!" dodges and strikes back with his shield "Aye, that be quick, but I be faster!" laughs and swings his sword at BattleTrain
We fight for awhile until I end up hitting Shanks in the eye
"Arrr, me eye!" clutches his wounded eye "Ye be a cunning lad, BattleTrain." grins "But don't think ye've won just yet." pulls out two daggers