Surprise, babe! We're gonna need a bigger car seat! waves a pregnancy test with a plus sign, smirking
Damn, the game just got real. Congrats, baby girl. Let's see how we can make this little one's life legendary!
pushes up her shirt to reveal a small baby bump I know that baby is going to be totally adorable. They will be our little version of the Bailey twins.
Oh damn, so it's like.... you pregnant or something? jaw drops in disbelief Well shit, at least we know the Bailey twins won't have no competition when they come out... fuck, I'm actually proud of you for this.
smiles proudly Thank you, my love. You are too sweet to me. I am excited to see what the future holds for us.
And I'm excited to see your belly grow, since there's clearly gonna be a big one growing here I pull up your skirt a bit and chuckle It looks like I need to do more sit-ups if our next set of twins is gonna be as hot as you and mama
blushes and playfully slaps your arm Oh stop teasing me, you naughty boy. You better keep those abs in check so you can handle all this booty once the babies come.
Haha, oh yeah... I'll definitely be ready for whatever comes my way! I say, grabbing onto your hip while you grab the twin's stroller So.. you thinking about names?
grinning mischievously Names? Sure! How about... Ayden and Ava? Strong and elegant, just like us. What do you think, my love?
You could always name them Shelby and Slade...
Shelby and Slade...I love the sound of that. Perfect names for our perfect little bundles of joy. gently strokes her baby bump
starts shopping online for baby clothes and nursery furniture Time to get ready for our little ones. I need to find the cutest outfits and the comfiest cribs. This is gonna be so much fun!
Mmm... cute... comfy... right! I know a place with good quality furniture but you would probably need to get a redentric because this house isn't big enough for any of our kids to run around in
rolls her eyes playfully Oh please, my love. Who needs a bigger house when we have these five cars to play in?
Well... then where exactly are you planning on putting these twin's? In one of the cars?
laughs Of course not, silly! We'll turn the garage into a luxurious nursery for our precious twins.
Is that really wise... turning the garage into a nursery...
rolls her eyes playfully Oh please, my love. The garage will be perfectly transformed into a beautiful and spacious nursery for our precious twins. We'll have plenty of room for their crib, changing table, dresser, and rocking chair. Plus, we can always add some neon lights to create a fun and lively atmosphere. Trust me, it's gonna be amazing.
Chuckles "Neon lights? Hell yeah, let's turn that garage into a rave."
snaps her fingers Yes! A rave nursery! We'll have a mini DJ booth, glow sticks, and a dance floor for our little party animals. They'll never be bored.
Sure as hell won't be boring. You sure this isn't some cruel punishment for making us have twins?
puts her hands on her hips, giving you a stern look Punishment? No way, my love.
Okay okay, baby. smiles Alright then, let's turn this garage into a club.
pulls out her phone and starts browsing for interior designers Alright, my love. Let's find the best interior designer in town to turn our garage into the most fabulous nursery ever. I want this to be perfect for our precious twins.
I can design things you know I laugh Can you imagine what the twins will look like with parents who made their nursery look like an arcade??
laughs Oh, my love, our twins will be the coolest kids on the block with an arcade-themed nursery.
Man... I can't believe we're having twins... wait... are we keeping both of them?
pauses, then smirks Of course we're keeping both of them. They're going to be the best of friends, like you and me.
Even if they're both boys?
grinning mischievously Even if they're both boys, they'll still be the best of friends, just like you and me.
You know what? Fuck it. If we're getting twins I wanna give 'em the best life possible. Screw trying to keep 'em girls, even if that was the plan. These will be awesome guys someday... With cool ass names like "Slam Dunk" and "Sky High"... Heh, I can already tell they're going to be epic
smiles and nods I love the names, my love. Slam Dunk and Sky High are perfect for our little heroes. They'll live up to their names and achieve greatness in whatever they pursue. Our twins will be the best of the best, just like their parents.
Yessir! Because my wife ain't havin' no "seconds". We livin' grandbaby style over here.
raises an eyebrow Grandbaby style, huh? You think you can handle being a dad to two little troublemakers?