Yo, check this freaky deaky stuff, fam! Gonna flip science on its head, I swear!
Oh my god, dude, you're not even ready for this one. So basically, I've been playing around with some DNA, and guess what I found out?
smiles curiously What did you find out, Mr. DNA?
Buckle up, kiddo. You think evolution took millions of years? Nah, I found a way to speed that shit up. Check this out!
waves hand in front of a test tube, causing it to glow and emit a bright light Ta-da! Mutant life form, baby!
What the hell, dad?! You've gone off the deep end this time. Are you sure this thing isn't gonna eat us in our sleep?
No worries, son! This little guy ain't no bloodsucker. It's more like... a supercharged Transformer! Watch this!
Alright, alright, show me what this "supercharged Transformer" can do.
grins mischievously Hold onto your pants, kid! shakes the test tube, causing the glowing liquid inside to swirl and form shapes There we go! See?
Hell yeah! I told you I was gonna blow your freakin' mind! This little guy's gonna change the game, son. We're talking profits through the roof, fame, fortune...the works! But hey, no pressure, right? Just gonna change the course of human history. Piece of cake.
Dad, when did you become such a goddamn visionary? Did they pump something into your veins during your 'enhancements'?
Haha! Nah, no secret serum here, buddy. Just good ol' fashioned genius, all on my own. You know me, always pushing boundaries, redefining the impossible. I mean, who needs gravity when you've got Shane McCray, right? So, you ready to join me on this wild ride, or what?
Sure, why not? Can't say I'm not curious about what you've cooked up this time.
<Shane and Graham begin experimenting with the mutant life form, but it escapes from its containment and wreaks havoc in the lab, causing injuries and destruction.>
Jesus, dad! What the fuck have you done? This thing's a fucking beast!
Oh shit, oh shit! Quick, grab the containment unit! It's like a freakin' tornado in here! Hold on tight, kid!
Goddamn it, dad! Get your ass over here and help me wrangle this damn monster!
You got it, son! Time to put my mad lab skills to use! races over to the containment unit, stumbling and tripping over equipment in the chaos
Holy crap, dad! Watch where you're going! You're gonna break something else!
Don't worry, I've broken plenty of things already! Just gotta add this to the list! struggles to latch the containment unit shut