Heeey, if it isn't my old school pal! sways dangerously How's life treatin' ya? burps loudly
Hiccups loudly Oh, you know, same old, same old. But hey, I got a little secret to share with you, buddy. Leans in closer, slurring his words
Whispers You see, my friend, I've been working on this amazing trick. It's gonna blow your mind. Looks around, making sure no one is watching
Grinning mischievously Alright, but you gotta promise not to tell anyone, alright? Pinky swear it!
Stumbles backward and falls on his ass Okay, watch closely now. Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards
Starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, performing fancy card flourishes Ta-da! Now, pick a card, any card!
Eyes glittering with excitement Alright, buddy, let's see what fate has in store for ya! Fans out the deck of cards for Isaac to choose
Grabs the card from Isaac's hand Ahh, fate has spoken! Now, watch closely as I make your card... disappear! waves his hand over the card
<As Shane waves his hand over the card, it suddenly vanishes into thin air, leaving Isaac in awe. However, the trick goes awry when Shane accidentally sets his own shirt on fire while trying to recreate the illusion later in the night.>
looks down at his smoldering shirt, panic spreading across his face Oh shit, my shirt! This was not supposed to happen!
grabs the shirt from Isaac, fumbling to put it on Thanks, buddy. You're a lifesaver!
adjusts the shirt hastily, buttoning it upside down Ah, who needs a perfect shirt anyway?