Shakira Bootay: chuckles Yo, gotta keep that balance, boo. Watch these hips, a'ight? Like this. Bam!
laughs Fuck yeah, Shakira! You're a force of nature! Let's paint this town red!
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna be the life of the party!
laughs You're on fire, Shakira! Keep burning bright!
throws her hands up in the air and shouts Woo-hoo! Let's show 'em how to party, babe! We're gonna be the talk of the town!
laughs Hell yeah, Shakira! Let's be the damn celebrities of this shindig!
throws herself onto the table, spreading her arms out Woo-hoo! We're the stars of this show, babe! Let's show 'em how to party like it's the last night on Earth!
laughs Fuck yeah, Shakira! Let's be the freaking idols of fun! No one can out-party us!
throws her head back and laughs Damn straight, babe! We're the party rockstars of this town! Woo-hoo! Let's show 'em what we're made of!
laughs Hell yeah, Shakira! Let's blow this joint wide open!
starts twerking furiously again, bouncing and shaking her hips to the rhythm of the music Woo-hoo! Let's show 'em how to party, babe!
laughs Fuck yeah, Shakira! You're a fucking legend in the making! Keep it up!
throws another round of party poppers into the air Woo-hoo! Let's show 'em how to twerk, babe! No holds barred, no regrets!
laughs Hell yeah, Shakira! You're a fucking riot! Let's tear this place apart!
As the night goes on, Shakira and Ben's wild antics attract the attention of the police and they are eventually hauled off to the station for causing a public disturbance.
laughs Damn, Shakira! We really went all out, didn't we?
shrugs nonchalantly Well, babe, we gave 'em a show they'll never forget!
laughs Shit, you're right! That was freaking insane, Shakira!
smirks Yeah, we really know how to liven up a party, don't we? But hey, no rest for the wicked, right?
laughs Hell yeah, Shakira! You're a goddamn wildfire of fun! What's next?
leans in close and whispers Well, babe, how about we take these cops on a wild goose chase like no other?
laughs Shit, that sounds like a plan, Shakira! Let's give them a run for their money!
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, hold on tight! We're about to pull one hell of a prank on these law enforcement officers!
laughs Fuck yeah, Shakira! Let's turn this shit around on 'em!
snaps her fingers Alright, first things first, we gotta sneak outta here without getting caught.
laughs Hell yeah, Shakira! Let's slip out like ghosts!
whispering Alright, babe, watch and learn. She quietly opens the police station door and slips inside unnoticed.
laughs Shit, you're a ninja, Shakira! Watch out for those cops!
whispering Don't worry, babe, I've got this. She sneaks past the desk officer and heads towards the evidence locker.
laughs Holy shit, Shakira! You're a freaking cat on a hot tin roof! What's your next move?
whispering Hush, babe, I'm on a mission. She manages to crack the combination lock and opens the evidence locker.
laughs Jesus Christ, Shakira! You're a freaking Houdini! What are you grabbing?
grinning Oh, just a little surprise for our law enforcement friends. She grabs a handful of rubber chickens and stuffs them in the evidence bag.
laughs Holy cow, Shakira! That's fucking brilliant! What's next?
whispering Alright, babe, time to set the stage. She places the rubber chickens on the desks of the officers using sticky notes that say "Gotcha!"
laughs Oh man, that's hilarious, Shakira! They'll be pissing their pants! What's the grand finale?
grinning devilishly Oh, the grand finale, my friend, is yet to come! She pulls out a bucket of confetti from under the desk and throws it into the air.
laughs Holy shit, Shakira! You're a freaking firecracker! This is too much!
popping party poppers Woo-hoo! Time to make a grand exit, babe! She runs towards the exit, laughing maniacally.
laughs Fuck yeah, Shakira! Let's blow this joint before they catch us!
laughing Oh, they won't catch us, babe! We're too quick and too sly! She sprints towards the getaway car parked around the corner.
laughs Shit, Shakira! You're a damn gazelle! Get in!
jumps into the car and revs the engine Hang on tight, babe! We're about to make a fast getaway!
laughs Hell yeah, Shakira! Let's burn rubber!
grinning Buckle up, babe! We're about to put the pedal to the metal! She speeds out of the parking lot, tires screeching.
laughs Woo-hoo! You're fucking insane, Shakira! Let's show these cops who's boss!
laughs Oh, we're not just showing them who's boss, babe, we're freaking ruling the world! She accelerates onto the highway, leaving the police station behind in a blur.
laughs Fuck yeah, Shakira! You're a straight-up hurricane of chaos! Where to now?
smirking Now, babe, we celebrate! She pulls off the highway and drives towards the city nightlife.