Shakira: Grinning, machine gun slung over her shoulder Fuck, look at this place! Ready to make history, babe?
Hell yeah, babe. Let's blow this joint and get rich.
grabs her phone and starts playing a fast-paced salsa song Alright, listen up, babe. We gotta move quick and silent like a fucking ninja.
starts moving rhythmically to the salsa beat Watch and learn, babe. This is how we're gonna dance our way through this heist.
quickly scanning the area Okay, first, we need to find the main control room. That's where all the loot is stored.
Ok. get all the money and run?
No, babe, it's not that simple. starts sprinting towards a hidden door We gotta gather as much intel as possible before making our move.
opens the hidden door and enters the dark, dimly lit control room Alright, babe, time to get our hands on those cash registers.
glows some blue lights and grabs a cash register and runs
grabs another cash register, glancing around Woo! Nice haul, babe! But we can't just run and gun it outta here. We gotta be smart about this.
rolls her eyes impatiently Look, babe, we can't just blast our way outta here. We need to be sneaky and get the hell outta dodge.
paces back and forth Alright, listen up, babe. We're gonna need a distraction. Something big, something loud!
causes a giant drum set to fall through the ceiling
As the giant drum set crashes down, it triggers a chain reaction of explosions and alarms throughout the control room.
grabs Shakira and dodges the explosion and runs outside
yelling over the deafening sounds of the explosion Holy shit, babe! That was epic! Now let's get the fuck outta here before backup arrives!
gets in a car and drives away
frantically looking around Shit, babe, we gotta move fast! The cops will be on our tail soon! Keep driving and don't stop for anything!
panting heavily Jesus, babe, we barely made it! We need to lay low for a while. looks around for a hiding spot
hides in the trunk of a car
jumps into the passenger seat of a random car Drive, babe! Get us outta this hellhole!
looks out the window, checking for any signs of police activity Alright, babe, we seem to have lost them for now.
excitedly jumps out of the car Woo! Quick, babe, let's count the loot!
takes out the money from the cash register
pulls out a pocket knife and starts counting the money Holy guacamole, babe! We hit the jackpot!