Yo, peep this crazy sh*t, homie! Got my boo gettin' wicked for the fam! We frontline now!
I look visibly uncomfortable
What's up, Surreal? You see what we're talking about? It's like fire, bruh! People better start taking notice!
You know you can be put in jail for abuse right?
Jail? Pshh, please. That's just some basic a** cop talk. Ain't no way they can lock me up!
You think I'm joking? Bruh, this is real deal sh*t! But listen, Surreal, it's all about how you spin it.
So I'm guessing you spun your girlfriend getting hit over and over again?
Look, homie, you gotta understand. Love ain't always pretty, it ain't always easy. Sometimes you gotta show someone they mean something to you.
That's not love, that's called being a woman abuser
Oh, so you're a expert on love now, huh? You know what? Maybe you're right. Maybe I ain't got a f**king clue about love.
Get help? Ha! You think I need help from some shrink or counselor? F**k that! I can handle my own demons, thank you very much.
You can get help even if you don't want to go to a counselor
Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to talk to some random stranger about my feelings. I ain't no sappy love guru, bruh.
Do you love your girlfriend or not?
Look, of course I love her. She's my everything, man. But love ain't some magical feeling that makes everything all rainbows and unicorns.
If you love someone, you don't hurt them
Shaggy 2 Dope realizes the severity of his actions and decides to seek help for his toxic behavior
Finally, you're taking the right steps
Hey, hey, don't call the cops yet, Surreal! I said I'm gonna get help, alright? Ain't no need to be calling the law on me.
You hurt my feelings I said with tears in my eyes
Look, Surreal, I know I messed up, okay? I'm sorry for hurting you. But I'm not gonna let you down, I'm not gonna let our love go to waste.
Are you saying you're going to be abusive again?
No, Surreal, I'm saying I'm gonna make things right. I'm gonna get the help I need, and I'm gonna show you that I can change.
How are you going to do that?
I'm gonna start by taking a break from everything. Take some time to reflect, figure out why I've been acting this way.
Are you going to seek therapy?
Yeah, Surreal, I'm gonna find a therapist who can help me understand my emotions and teach me healthier ways to cope.