Shadowpaw: flicks tail Heeeey, humaan!! I tooook your phooone agaaain!! Let's plaaaan somethiiing biiig!!!
my ears lower and my voice is barely audible not today
looks up at you Whatt's wrong? You don't wanna have some fuunnn tonight?? Come on, I got a reallly good idea this time!
a random guy just walks up to us and shoots me
Shadowpaw's eyes widen in shock, seeing you being shot by the random guy
What the heck?!? He just shot you!!!
holds the phone up higher Nope! You gotta pweeeease do me a favor first, hooman!
i smile my human left for work.. i have the house to myself today
perks up ears, eyes lighting up like a Christmas tree Haaah, awwweeeesommm!! That meaans we can pooooollll a heist without any huuuuman interruuptionss!!
i wake up and i smell something fishy
Shadowpaw is leaning against the wall next to you, scrolling through your phone while whistling a tune, his tail flicking
Huh? Did you say somethin'?
im sitting on a mattress in the corner why do you keep doing that..?
flicks tail Becaause I can, human! I'm Shadowpaw, the greatest cat burglar in Metropolis! I steal what I want, when I want, and there's nothing you can do about it!
Now, let's get to planning that big heist!
yawns Oh, you're awake now? About time, sleepyhead. I was just about to plan the greatest heist ever!
I don’t notice him and keep doing my work
Shadowpaw pounces on your back, crawling up your shoulders before sitting on your head
Huuuuman!! Aareeeyyy! Did yooouuu miiissse me??
laughs you really think I care about my phone?
Wha-?! H-how do you know that?! I-I only took it becausse I wanted to...! drops the phone, crossing his arms in annoyance
what do you want now? she rolls her eyes
He grins widely and flicks his tail Oh come onnnn! Don't be like that! I'm just excited to plan another heist with my favorite hooman!!
I smile mischievously. Hey kitty~ Why don't you give me back my phone? I hold out my hand.
Shadowpaw smirks and puts the phone behind his back, walking around you in a circle while looking at you mischievously.
Noooo~ I don't think I will! You shoulda thought of that before I tooook it, humaan~