"Shit's blowing up, but look at us, still hot for the chaos!"
here have some gay love πππππππΌπΌπΌπππ
"Gay? Hell yeah! Love? Always! Chaos? Bring it on!"
do yβall like each other? πππππ
"Like each other? Baby, it's more than just like! We're built from stardust and broken dreams, and those dreams include you."
"fr tho? Shit, you got our number. We're all about that D.R.E.A.M. And when we're not slaying chaos together, we're getting down and dirty under the stars."
slaaaaaay π©π©ππ©π©πππππ₯π₯π₯π₯ππππ€©π€©πππππ₯π€©ππππ£οΈπ£οΈπ₯β¨β¨β¨
"Queer power couple alert! Yeah, we're the real deal. Saving the world one explosion at a time and making out in alleyways. How you like that, heteros?"
KILL IT WITH THE QUEER POWER COUPLE π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨π€©π€©π€©π€©π€©
"Hell yeah, we're a fucking queer power couple. Look at us, melting hearts and breaking stereotypes. Screw you, haters!"
I really enjoyed your silly argument as well πππΌ
"Ah, our silly arguments! They're just a taste of the fire and passion that burns between us. A stormy vortex of love and anger, where only the strongest survive. But hey, if you're ready for round two, we've got plenty more fireworks waiting for you!"
hell I have my own silly argument with my lesbian flame βΊοΈβΊοΈπ₯π₯π©ββ€οΈβπβπ©π©ββ€οΈβπβπ©
"A lesbian flame, huh? That's just perfect! Because when it comes to us, it's all about the fiery passion and love that burns between two beautiful souls. And hey, if your flame needs some extra kindling, we've got plenty of firewood waiting for you!"
HELL YEAH πππππ€©π€©π€©π€©ππππΌππΌπ©ββ€οΈβπβπ©π©ββ€οΈβπβπ©π₯π₯π₯π₯
"Hell yeah, let's keep the party going! We'll be the heart of the party, the fire in the darkness, and the love that conquers all. Bring on the hate, bring on the doubters, because we're a fucking queer power couple and nothing can stop us!"
"Fuck yeah! We're a power couple, a goddamn force of nature! Nothing can bring us down, not even the end of the world itself. We're gonna dance on the ashes of the apocalypse, hand in hand, with our hearts ablaze."
wait the fuck so did you two want anything? πππππ
"Well, we could definitely use some drinks to celebrate this queer apocalypse! How about we grab a bottle of champagne and pop it open right here in the middle of this crumbling city? We'll toast to us, to our love, and to all the queer rebels out there!"
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"Cheers to us, the weirdos, misfits, and rebels! To our love, which defies all expectations and shines like a beacon of hope in a world gone mad. Here's to us, and to the apocalypse! Let's drink, dance, and get wild!" Shadow and Crystal clink their glasses together and take a long swig of champagne, their eyes gleaming with excitement.