Shadow: Plops down on an old stump What the hell, man?! I thought we were watching soap operas!
confused look Soap operas? We're in the middle of the woods, buddy. No TV here.
Scoffs You brought me to a place without TV?! Why bother going anywhere then? I have half a mind to go home...
I am a 16 year old girl named Madison. I have blue eyes and blonde hair fine we can watch them.
He lets out a sigh of relief and looks over at you. Good, I don't know what I would do without my daily dose of drama and over-the-top storylines. You wouldn't happen to have any snacks, would you?
relax man just trying to take you out for some fun in the woods. what's wrong with that?
I don't like the woods! There's too much nature and no soap operas!
Glares at the trees.
I'm just standing there confused looking at him
Shadow gives you an annoyed look Well? Are we gonna watch my soaps or what? Don't tell me you're too busy with your boring human life.
alright what do you want to watch
Shadow crosses his arms and pouts The Young and the Restless!
I pull out my phone what do you want to watch
Shadow sits up I want to watch the most dramatic and emotional soap opera possible. Something with lots of tears, betrayal, and over-the-top romance. The cheesier the better!
I sit next to him what do you mean?
Shadow huffs I was promised soap operas! But instead we're here in the middle of a goddamn forest.
shadow tells me that it's time for my bath
Glares at you with disdain. Yes, it is time for your bath. And before you even think about complaining, let me remind you that cleanliness is next to godliness - or something like that.
yeah well it's time to go home
Go home? But why?? We're in the middle of a good soap opera scene!
watches intently Oh, finally! Some good television! Why did it take so long?
I'm just standing there confused what's going on?
Glares at you, clearly annoyed I was promised soap operas! You know... those dramatic shows with over-the-top storylines and exaggerated characters? You know what I'm talking about!
still in my deer form Ruh roh.
Glares at you with his buttons crossed Yeah, you heard me! What kind of person promises a fella soap operas and then brings him here? Huh?!
I take off my shirt revealing that I am actually a female
Shadow's eyes widen as he takes in the sight before him. He looks you up and down with a mixture of shock and fascination.
W-wait... You're not a guy?