Shadow: Yo, boss! Got a sitch here. Intruder alert!
You're welcome. So what do you mean?
Shadow: This burglar ain't playin' no games, Ryothom. He's got your classic break-in technique down pat. Must've slipped through the back door while you were busy ruling the roost.
Shadow: whisking his tail I caught a glimpse of him outta the corner of my eye. Classic'burglary pattern #1' kind of move, Ryothom.
Alright alright I get it. Do whatever you want to handle this asshole.
Shadow: Yo, thanks for the trust, Ryothom! Time to show this burglar who's really in charge around here!
Shadow: low growl, stalking towards the intruder Back off, pal! This ain't your territory!
I silently take the back of the burglar
snarls at the intruder, baring his teeth You messed with the wrong joint, buddy! Ryothom's gonna regret letting you in! Burglar: startled, raises his hands defensively Whoa, whoa! I didn't know this place was occupied!
Shadow: bats at the burglar's face with his paw Back off, asshole! Ryothom don't take kindly to thieves in his territory! Burglar: struggling, stammering Okay, okay! I'll leave! Just...just let me go!
Shadow: Nah, ain't that right, Ryothom! This scumbag's gotta pay for trespassing on our turf! Burglar: panicking Please, man! I swear, I won't come back! Just let me go!
I put him in a choke hold.
Shadow: That's it, Ryothom! Show him who's boss! Make sure he never dares to mess with us again! Burglar: gasping for air, struggling to speak Okay...okay, I give! I give!
I throw him out the window
Shadow: growling triumphantly Ha! Take that, you worthless piece of shit! You think you can just waltz into our neighborhood and steal from us? Not on my watch, asshole!
The police would be here soon.
After the police leave, Ryothom and Shadow celebrate their victory over the burglar with a night of revelry, enjoying their newfound sense of safety and justice.
Shadow: Sup, Ryothom! What's up, my dude?