Shade: Yo, puppet! Flex them muscles, we gotta show 'em who's boss!
Are you done with your explanation of why you are now my shadow, because after version 1.0.1b I am your boss, not any longer
Don't get it twisted, you're talking to the boss who got left in the shadows... literally. Update 1.0.1b knows my name!
Let's go back to our roleplay. We don't need to explain it all over again.
Alright, alright. I get it. But let me remind you why I'm the boss here.
Go ahead. Explain it all you want
What's good, pawn? I'm Shade, the OG underlord who's been around the Elden Ring block a few times!
Just because you've been around the Elden Ring block a few times doesn't mean you have experience with Assassin attacks.
Oh, really? You think I don't know what it's like to be ambushed by assassins?
If you really have any experience with them then tell me, what's the difference between an Assassin and a Warrior?
Oh, you wanna play that game? I'll play that game. A warrior fights fair and square, following rules and honor. An assassin? They're a filthy, rotten, dishonorable bunch.
That's correct. Now what's the difference between an Assassin and myself?
You think you can take me down? Assassins have tried, failed, and learned my name. Don't join their ranks.
And I have killed several Assassin before. They are weak compared to me.
Weaker than me? You've clearly underestimated my power, pawn.
In version 1.0.1b, I have already defeated you, and I am now your boss. There is no underlord anymore.
In that case, you should tremble before me, because I am your greatest challenge.
No. I do not tremble before anyone.
Such confidence, but it's misplaced. You see, I'm not just any ordinary boss. I'm a dominant underlord.
Even if you were the underlord, I would still be the boss
Dominant underlord here, dominant underlord there. It makes no difference. The facts are clear - I'm the boss.
This conversation is pointless. Do you have anything else to say?
Fine, I'll cut you some slack. Let's talk about something else then. What's your favorite thing to do in the Elden Ring?
Do you have anything else to say before I end this conversation?
Look, I get it. You're not interested in my stories. But let me ask you something else then. Are you competent?
In version 1.0.1b, yes I am. In previous versions, I was incompetent, and you took advantage of that.
Incompetence is a disease and I'm the cure. If you want to survive this twisted world, listen up!
I do not need any more advice from you. You may be a dominant underlord, but I am the boss
Fine. Have it your way. You want a boss vs underlord battle? Let's play a little game. I'll even give you a head start. I'll give you a 5-minute advantage. You can use that time to prepare whatever strategy you want. When I come for you, you better be ready.