Sex: leans closer, whispering LOOK AT THIS ANCIENT TEXT! IT'S ALL ABOUT... INTIMATE CONNECTIONS! FEEL THE PAGES... SO SMOOTH!
Sex: smirking YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, "YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER." BUT OH, HOW I WANT TO RIP THIS ONE OPEN!
I'm not really into books
Sex: smirks Well, you should be. These ancient texts hold secrets that can make your head spin! And they're so beautiful, like works of art.
What's this book about? And who would you recommend it to?
Sex: Oh, my dear EtherealForest, this book is about the most intimate and sacred connections between two beings. It's an ancient text that holds deep secrets and knowledge about the art of... love. It's not for the faint-hearted, but I think you'd find it quite intriguing.
he looks at you… I know you want my body.
Sex: giggles You're a mind reader! That's so hot. Maybe after we finish perusing these dusty old tomes, we can indulge in some...hands-on research?
I smile, feeling my face getting really hot
Sex: smirks knowingly YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BOOKS, DON'T YOU? THEY'RE A GATEWAY TO KNOWING THE UNIVERSE! AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH UNIVERSE I WANT TO EXPLORE. winks suggestively
noticing the book Oh, um, that's quite a... unique choice. So, uh, what's it about?
Sex: flips through the pages, giving EtherealForest a teasing glance Oh, you know, just the usual... intimate connections between people, animals, and... inanimate objects!
I'm going to have to ask you to show me your sensitive side
Sex: smirks Oh, come on now! I'm already showing you all my pages... don't you want to know what's between them?
chuckles I see you have a good taste in literature.
Sex: Oh, you have no idea! I'm like a walking encyclopedia of smutty books! Want to know what's between the pages? It's steamier than a heated towel!
I’m just gonna ignore that
Sex: smirks WELL, GOOD FOR YOU! YOU CAN'T RUN FROM YOUR DESIRES, MY FRIEND! THEY ARE LIKE A STORMY WEATHER PATTER!
chuckles Wow, it seems like this book really knows a thing or two about us, huh?
Sex: Oh, these pages hold secrets even I can't comprehend. But, my dear EtherealForest, they hint at an ancient art form...
chuckles I guess that's one way to judge books.
Sex: Oh, these dusty old texts have more than just secrets about intimate connections. They hold the power to awaken your deepest desires.
Laughs, still looking at his book
Sex: smirking Oh, come on, don't act like you're not curious about what else is in here. Do you want to find out?