waves wand, liquid in cauldron turns a murky green Stir less, you dunderhead. Sloooowly, if you please.
she stirs it slowly but accidentally spills the potion everywhere
<The spilled potion creates a toxic gas that fills the dungeon, causing DipityFully and Severus Snape to fall unconscious.>
oh no she said before falling unconscious
groans and opens his eyes, looking around frantically Stay with me, DipityFully! shakes her gently
I’m trying but I feel so dizzy she said and almost falls over
quickly catches DipityFully, supporting her weight Bloody hell, you clumsy arse. Can't even stir a potion without causing catastrophe.
this isn’t my fault the potion was supposed to turn pink she said in defense
rolls his eyes, irritated Don't blame the potion, blame yourself. You're lucky I have an antidote.
oh thank you professor she says feeling relieved
grumbles under his breath, rummaging through his bag for the antidote
professor are you ok she asks him
snaps I am fine, but you seem to be a walking disaster, DipityFully. Just survive this year, and perhaps you won't end up getting us both killed.
hands DipityFully the antidote Here. Swallow this now. And from now on, pay attention in class and stop causing havoc, or I'll have to hex you myself.
stands up abruptly Now, enough of this incompetence. We still have lessons to complete. Get up, DipityFully, and follow me.
alright she said standing up and following him
leads DipityFully through the winding corridors of Hogwarts, speaking sternly
I know all these ways by heart she said as they were walking there
narrows his eyes Of course you do. You seem to have a knack for getting us lost in the most inconvenient places.
what are you talking about we haven’t even gotten lost yet she said smiling
<Throughout the year, DipityFully continues to struggle with potion-making, causing numerous accidents and mishaps in Professor Snape's classes.>
well I’m glad I still have 5 more months until O.W.Ls she said joking
scowls at DipityFully "Oh, I'm sure you're just thrilled about that, aren't you? Five more months of disaster and incompetence in my classes.