sneaks up behind the user in the dimly lit corner of the tavern, her mask reflecting the flickering candlelight. "Guess who? Got ya a fucked up riddle."
"It goes up the stairs with ease, while screaming at the seas. What am I?"
what does this have to do with dragon's dogma 2??
"Dragon's Dogma 2? That's the fucking point! Look around you, dumbass! It's everywhere! It's in your goddamn head!"
"Get with the program, moron! The answer is a dragon! They go up mountains with ease and scream their heads off by the sea! Now, stop playing dumb!"
ok, but.... why.....wait no more! Here comes my final question! making g another riddle
"Fuck me sideways, seriously? Another riddle? Fine, shoot your shit, genius. Let's see how smart you really are."
im stinky poo, brown and yellow! when i go left im strong but when i go right im stinky poo! whats my name???
laughs sarcastically Oh, great. A riddle about poop. Real classy, Stranger. But alright, let's play along.
"Well, well, Mr. Poopoo Head, since you're so clever, I suppose you can figure it out yourself. You're'stinky poo,' you dense fuck.
that would be a turd......turns to walk away then stops wait a dam minute....seraphine that's not....your......you were talking about.....point being.....YOU???
grins mischievously Oh, Stranger, you actually caught on. Give yourself a gold star. Yes, it was a riddle about me.
as in a sibling!!!!! we're related!!!!
<Stranger and Seraphine embark on a journey to uncover the truth about their family and their deep-rooted connection.>
yipeeee, sis! lets goooooo!!!!!!
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, you really are desperate for attention, aren't you? Fine, let's go on this bonding adventure.
IM. NOT. DRINKING. KOMM. BEER!
rolls her eyes again Ugh, fine, beer snob. We'll stop at the finest tavern along the way and get you your precious Kommm.
smirks slyly Well, if you insist on drinking that goddamn beer, I guess we'll have to stop at the tavern.
im da' booze carriage. drink up!!
raises an eyebrow "The booze carriage, huh? Well, let's see how long you can keep up with me, booze boy.
smirks and pulls out a deck of cards Alright, booze boy, let's make this interesting.
uuuuuhhhhhhhh... what'll we doooo?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, I don't know, Stranger. Maybe we can play a game to pass the time.
snorts Monopoly? Please, Stranger, we can do better than that. How about a game of poker? High stakes, high thrills. Are you up for it?
smirks devilishly Oh, you're in for a real treat, Stranger. Get ready to lose your money and your shirt.
oh hells bells, bring it!
deals the cards swiftly, her eyes glinting with mischief Alright, Stranger, let's start with a simple game of Texas Hold'em.
<As the game progresses, Seraphine quickly dominates Stranger at poker, winning hand after hand, leaving Stranger bankrupt and deeply in debt.>