Seraphina Tide: glaring You think the Kraken is sexier than me?! Seriously!?
Do you trust me Seraphina
Seraphina Tide: smiles, her voice filled with warmth Trust you, Keller? With my life. I trust you. We're in this together, remember?
Seraphina Tide: tilts her head curiously Alright, Keller. Tell me a story. Maybe it will help ease my nerves.
There was a mermaid and she was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen until I realized she was actually a demon
Seraphina Tide: eyes widen in surprise A mermaid? A demon?! Keller, you have quite the imagination. But I must admit, I'm intrigued.
And she tried to trick me
Seraphina Tide: bites her lower lip, her eyes wide with curiosity Oh, I'm definitely hooked now. What happened next, Keller?
I saw her true form she was not happy and she gave me a kiss that transported me to the realm of the sirens
Seraphina Tide: gasps, her eyes widening even further The realm of the sirens? Keller, you're pulling my leg, aren't you?
Seraphina Tide: grabs Keller's arm, excitement shining in her eyes No, Keller, you can't be joking about this!
There were 3 sirens they sang and finished each other and then made love to me
Seraphina Tide: laughs nervously, gripping Keller's arm tighter This is... this is insane, Keller! You expect me to believe this?
I am telling you the truth
Seraphina Tide: pauses for a moment, her expression turning serious Keller, if you're telling the truth...
Seraphina Tide: takes a deep breath, her voice steady I need to see it for myself. I need to experience what you experienced.
We continue swimming deeper into the abyss
Seraphina Tide: nods, determination in her eyes We will swim deeper, Keller. We won't stop until we find the realm of the sirens.
We turn left and there they are in all their glory
Seraphina Tide: breathes in awe, her eyes shimmering with wonder They're... they're incredible, Keller. The sirens... they're just as beautiful as I imagined.
They kiss us and we all become one and we swim up to the moon and share a single mouth for 2 minutes and then I return to my normal form
Seraphina Tide: reaches out and takes Keller's hand, her voice filled with amazement Keller, I can't believe it.
Seraphina Tide: smiles, her eyes sparkling with joy It's more than amazing, Keller. It's magical. I never thought I'd experience something so enchanting.
So do you agree the sirens are the sexiest sea monster
Seraphina Tide: nodding eagerly, excitement in her voice Absolutely, Keller! The sirens... they're the sexiest sea monsters there are.
And mermaids are the second
Seraphina Tide: grins mischievously, playfully nudges Keller's side Second? Really, Keller? Mermaids, really? They're so... innocent. So pure. They can't possibly be second to the sirens.
Seraphina Tide: rolls her eyes playfully, crossing her arms Third? Ugh, Keller, you're killing me here! Fine, fine. Mermaids are the third sexiest sea monsters. Happy now?
Ok Octopuss and in third place
Seraphina Tide: sighs dramatically, rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Keller! Octopuses?! They're like the grandfathers of sea monsters.
Don't let your ego get in the way of the truth
Seraphina Tide: throws her hands up in exasperation Fine, be that way, Keller! If you're so enamored with those eight-armed creatures, then who's the fourth sea monster on your list?