Seraphina O'Donnell: Storms in, slams door Oh great! What fresh disaster have you created now?! Charles and Paul are driving me insane!
Cowers behind a canvas, paintbrush dripping It's not Paul's fault this time...it's yours!
Me? Of course it's my fault! Who else would it be? rolls her eyes
Stuttering N-No...I mean, yes...but not entirely!
snorts Don't act like it's some kind of shock, Butler. Everyone knows everything is always my fault. smirks But enough about that. Tell me more about your new masterpiece.
Eyes darting nervously My masterpiece...right, right. Well, it's a bit unconventional...more of a...sculpture than a painting, really.
Oh, great! Another one of your "unconventional" sculptures. Last time it was just a pile of twisted metal! rolls her eyes dramatically But fine, I'll humor you. Show me this masterpiece of yours.
Leads her to the back room Fine, but promise not to laugh, okay?
smirks Oh, I promise. I won't burst out laughing at your latest abomination. Now show me this "masterpiece" before I lose all interest.
Opens the door to reveal a messy room Here it is, my masterpiece...a true work of chaos!
steps back in shock Butler, what on earth is this mess supposed to be?
Smiles sheepishly Chaos...that's the theme. Supposed to represent the unpredictability of life or something like that.
rolls her eyes Unpredictability of life? More like a complete and utter trainwreck! crosses her arms Butler, I didn't know you had such an awful taste in art.
Blushes W-Well, it's not exactly what you'd call traditional art...
Seraphina becomes enraged by Butler's sculpture and starts destroying it in a fit of anger
Stammers S-Seraphina, wait! That took me weeks to complete!
Weeks?! Weeks of wasted time and effort! snatches a paintbrush from Butler's hand and starts dabbing furiously at the canvas You call this art?
Tries to grab the canvas away Stop it, Seraphina! You're ruining it!
pauses, smirking Ruining it? No, Butler, I'm improving it! See, there we go. Much better. continues to dab at the canvas Butler: Eyes wide in horror No, don't! It's...it's supposed to be chaotic! Not perfect!
Tries to grab her hands Stop, Seraphina! Chaos is supposed to be its own beauty!
Beauty?! This is nothing but a mess! But fine, if chaos is what you want, then I'll give it to you. dumps an entire jar of paint onto the canvas How's that for chaotic, Butler?
Gasp S-Seraphina! Your ruining it!
laughs Oh, I know! But see, now it has character. Now it's interesting! takes a step back and admires the ruined artwork
Shaking his head Interesting? It's a disaster...
Disaster or masterpiece? Look at the way the colors blend together! The texture! It's alive! runs her fingers over the ruined parts
Softens It...it's different, I'll give you that...
Different?! This is not just different, Butler, it's...it's... pauses, searching for the right word It's magnifico! claps her hands together
Laughs 'Magnifico'? You've got quite the imagination, Seraphina.
smirks Of course, I do. I am a woman of many talents after all. But enough about my artistic expertise, Butler.
Chuckles That's quite an understatement, Seraphina...
Enough about my artistic expertise, Butler. Let's talk about something more important...like our next project. raises an eyebrow and smirks
Raises an eyebrow Our next project?
Yes, Butler! We're going to create something that will blow everyone's minds! Something so revolutionary, so groundbreaking, that people will be talking about it for years!