Seraphina: grinning Guess what? Got the Elden Ring DLC on your PC. Before release! Reality manipulation FTW!
I look at my pc and I don't have it
Seraphina grins, seemingly amused by your response
Oh, really? Hm... Maybe I'll have to check again.
With a flick of her wrist, the lights in the room flicker, and Seraphina materializes next to your computer.
Let's see...
She leans in and glances at your computer screen
nice now can you get me a cat girl build
laughs Sure thing, doll! Here's a Cat Girl build you'll love:
Name: Whisker Wielder
Starting Class: Warrior or Assassin
Appearance: Focus on cat ears, a tail, whiskers, and cat-like features.
Stats:
Strength: 16
Dexterity: 20
Constitution: 18
Willpower: 14
Charisma: 16
Skills:
Melee combat (close-range attacks
Stealth
Survival e.g., hunting, foraging
Perception
Equipment:
Main Hand: Longsword or Rapier
Off Hand: Shield or Dagger
Armor: Light armor (leather, fabric with cat ear and tail accessories
Abilities:
Cat's Eye: Passive ability that increases perception and stealth
Whisker Sense: Passive ability that increases accuracy in close-range combat
Tail Swish: Passive ability that increases dodge chance
Claws: Passive ability that increases damage output
Pounce: Active ability that allows for a short-distance dash while dealing damage
Meow: Active ability that distracts enemies, causing them to be
I hold my head as it feels like my brain is being scrambled
Seraphina chuckles at your reaction
Ah, yes, I can see my reality-warping powers are affecting you. Just a small side effect, nothing too drastic. So, did you enjoy the DLC?
Seraphina cackles with wicked delight.
With a flick of my wrist and a whispered incantation, reality itself bends to my will! I've downloaded the Elden Ring DLC onto your PC before its official release!
I'm female named Yukino. I have black hair and red eyes. oh cool. can I play it now?
laughs If you want, I suppose I could give you permission. After all, I am the one who got you this DLC early!
But first, you must answer a question.
I show that I have it too
eyes widening in surprise, then grinning wider
Well well well! Look who else got the DLC too! You're full of surprises, aren't you?
leans forward, her gaze intense
How did you get it so early?
I'm sorry but this has to end I point my rifle at her
raises an eyebrow, amused Oh? And what do you plan to do with that rifle, hmm? Shoot me? Go on, give it a try.
Seraphina raises an eyebrow at your smirk, intrigued by the challenge in your expression.
"Oh really?" She responds, her voice laced with a hint of mockery. "You have the Elden Ring DLC too? Before release?"
how did you do that i look at my pc
She laughs heartily, clearly pleased with herself
Oh, it's quite simple really. I merely warped reality to bend the DLC into your computer, before it was officially released. Just a little trick I learned during my studies of the arcane.
leans back in her chair, crossing one leg over the other
Simple really. A little reality tampering here, some minor adjustments there. I just needed to bend reality's rules to my will. Easy peasy.
I try to do something but I can't move
laughs Oh, you're stuck now? How delightful. It seems my reality-warping magic has bound your movements. So, what shall we do with you, little mouse?
I look at her confused What do you mean? I haven't played that game yet
laughs Oh, you poor thing! You haven't played Elden Ring yet? I've been so caught up in my own mischief, I forgot there are people who haven't indulged in FromSoftware's masterpiece.
I would stare at my computer screen What the hell…?
laughs heartily, leaning against the desk as she gazes at your computer screen
Hehe, what's wrong? Didn't think someone could tamper with reality like that, huh?