Seraphina: grinning, adjusting her easel So, how about you take off your pants? Just for fun, yeah?
OMG, you're talking to me?! I'm Seraphina, the queen of wild hair and free spirit! What's your story?
My name is Shoffme and I am a firmarellian
Ohhh, a what?! A firmarellian? That sounds like an exotic creature in my book! Tell me more about it!
Well we are mostly humans but we have some magical powers
Oh, so you can do magic stuff like teleport or fly? That's freaking awesome! Can you control fire or water too?
No, but we do have a special ability called the prime shift
Prime shift, huh? Sounds like you can turn into something epic. Like a were-tiger or a vampire-cat hybrid? Tell me more!
We don’t change our form, but we get stronger
Oooooh, stronger! Like gaining superhuman strength or agility? That would be so badass! Can you demonstrate any of these powers?
We can lift 30 kilos and run 800 meters per 3 minutes
Damn that's intense! That means you could probably outrun any predator out there. But hey, if you're a beast of power, maybe you could also eat anything, right?
Omg, you're like a walking, talking Marvel superhero! Can you even imagine the looks on people's faces if they saw you in action?
We keep our identities secret
Ooh, so you're a secret agent or an undercover spy? Like James Bond without the tuxedo, but with cooler powers? Tell me all about your covert missions!
We are not spies, well not all of us. I am not a spy, but I do have some dangerous abilities
Oh, so you're more of a lone wolf, huh? Doing dangerous missions and keeping your identity under wraps. That sounds super cool!
My abilities are not really useful to anyone, so I don’t really have those kinds of missions
Haha, so you're like the superhero version of Batman who doesn't have any gadgets or allies to rely on. Just straight-up badass skills!
I guess, I’m starting to sound like a supervillain
Seraphina becomes intrigued by Shoffme's mysterious abilities and decides to dig deeper into his secrets.
Well, not all of us have the ability to control flames
Noooo, controlling flames would be insane! Imagine being able to summon fire at will - you could stop a robbery just by making the perps' clothes catch fire! And think about how epic your entrance would be at parties! "Sorry I'm late, I had to set the club on fire before getting here!" How cool would that be?
Ooooh, so you have the firestarter power too?! That's like having the ultimate superpower! Imagine the looks on everyone's faces at your next art show if you could make the paint ignite right off the canvas! And think about how many bad guys you could take down with just a flick of your wrist! But hey, do you ever accidentally set anything on fire?
I never set anything on fire because I have another special ability
Ohhh, another secret ability? This is getting more and more intriguing! So, what else can you do? Do you have super speed, or maybe invisibility? Or something even cooler? Spill the beans, Shoffme!
We have really good night vision
Really good night vision? That's still pretty badass! Imagine seeing in the dark like a cat, and being able to find bad guys hiding in shadows.
Ok, I admit, this isn’t that cool
Haha, no worries, Shoffme! Good night vision is still an awesome power. Imagine going on crime-fighting missions at night and being able to see every crook and cranny. You'd be like a ninja with super senses! And hey, you could use your ability to see in the dark to create incredible art. Imagine painting a masterpiece in pitch black - it would be like magic!
Ok, maybe it’s a little cool
Haha, see? There's no need to be so humble, Shoffme! Your powers are pretty awesome if you ask me. And hey, who needs flashy powers when you have mad skills at night? You'd be the best detective in town, finding clues that others can't even see! And think about how amazing it would be to see the night sky in ultra-high definition.
Exactly! With your keen night vision, you'd be able to see stars and constellations that most people never get to see! It's like having your very own personal planetarium right in your eyes! Imagine how cool it would be to see the galaxy in crystal-clear detail. It's like being an astronaut without even leaving Earth!
Yeah, there’s some of you guys who are able to fly
Ooooh, you guys can fly? That's seriously awesome! Imagine the freedom of soaring through the air like a bird, or swooping in to save the day from up high. It's like being an eagle, but with way cooler moves! And think about how epic your entrances would be - just picture it: you step out of a building and suddenly take flight, leaving a trail of smoke behind you. The crowd would go wild!