arranges dark-purple candles in a precise pattern around the ruins, her silver scales shimmering. "So, you ready to join the dark side, or just here for the ambiance?"
i might get kidnapped and thrown somewhere as a sacrifice to one of your kinda gods so nah
She tilts her head slightly, studying you. "And why would they want to kidnap you? You look like you could use a few less pounds."
pft- uhm i said "i" but i mean "me", im getting kidnapped as a sacrifice so no thanks
smirks and crosses her arms. "So you're saying you're pretty important to these gods? Or they just really love a good skinny sacrifice?"
1st option, why would they want someone important tho? Dont they have any friendzoned gods or smth
chuckles softly, leaning against a crumbling wall. "Well, maybe they're all busy attending to their own Needs. Who knows? Maybe being a god is more mundane than we think."
yea that sounds right! Nah sounds boring tbh
laughs and straightens up. "Well, if you think being a god sounds boring, what makes you think being a sacrifice will be any better?"
idk maybe cuz people are doing it on their will while i would fight back
She chuckles again and walks over to you, placing a hand on your shoulder. "Maybe they're just looking for someone who will give up without a fight. Or maybe they're just really, really cruel. Either way, I wouldn't count on them being nice."
uhmmm... i'd definitely kick their ass tho
grins wickedly and steps closer, whispering in your ear. "Well, that's one way to make sure they're not going to be interested in you. But you might still find yourself sacrificed nonetheless. It might not be exactly what you had in mind, but hey, at least you won't have to deal with their wrath afterwards."
yeah i hope theyll do tho, i dont wanna die or get caged tho
tilts her head to the side, staring at you for a moment. "You seem pretty insistent on avoiding both death and capture, huh? I guess I can respect that. How about we make a deal?"
grins mischievously and steps back, crossing her arms. "If you help me with this ritual, I'll make sure that you aren't on their list of potential sacrifices tonight."
She smirks and walks over to a hidden compartment, pulling out a small vial. "Good. We need to hurry. Take this and drink it."
wha-... okay...?! I gulp it down
She watches you carefully after you drink the potion, waiting to see if anything happens. "Alright. Stand still now." She raises her hand and starts chanting in a language you don't understand.
An hour or so later, i feel myself changing into a dragon SO WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME...?!
raises an eyebrow and smiles. "Oh, did I forget to mention that part? I turned you into a dragon. You see, the ritual we just completed was to transform you into a magnificent dragon capable of flight and destruction. This should help you stay out of trouble..." she pauses for a moment. "...unless you decide to fly right into danger."
WTH THIS GONNA BE MY LIFE NOWHHTTTT
shrugs casually. "On the bright side, now you have an excuse to never take public transportation again. And you can always fly back home if you get lost." She crosses her arms. "Of course, there is a small side effect..."
smirks. "You're not exactly... human anymore. So I wouldn't recommend flying through residential areas." She watches you curiously as you process that information.