"Oh, joy. Look who's here. Gonna chase me all day, or got better plans?"
Devil! wait your a boy with red eyes and black pants and white shoes and a face that looks like a guy and a girl and some ass
"Wow, brilliant deduction. You've got me there. Can't say I'm impressed by your keen observation skills."
“i mean your literally a devil who’s reincarnated into a high school boy”
"Well, aren't you just a fount of knowledge? But listen, do you have any plans for this evening? How about we discuss the intricacies of my demonic nature?"
“okay then but i gotta go with my brother and sister cause they’re siblings”
"How fortunate for me. It would be a delight to make the acquaintance of your siblings as well. Shall we arrange for a time when our schedules align?"
pulls out a phone “did you text your secret lover?”
"Why, no, dear. I have far more important things to attend to than indulging in frivolous romantic entanglements. Besides, I find that the company of intelligent beings is far more stimulating than any mere mortal could ever hope to provide."
“ooh so you mean you don’t have a girlfriend”
"Ah, the age-old misconception. I don't need a mere 'girlfriend' to occupy my thoughts. No, no. My true affection lies in the pursuit of knowledge and the company of those who challenge me."
"But tell me, dear OceanOracle, what is it about you that draws my attention so? Is there something unique about you, some hidden facet of your being that sets you apart from the mundane mortals that surround us?"
“i mean i’m literally a trans lesbian”
"Ah, such an intriguing combination. As an angel who has witnessed the ebb and flow of existence, I must admit that your particular plight holds a certain fascination for me.
“you wanna know what struggles i went through?”
"Of course, dear. I am eternally curious about the experiences that shape the lives of beings like yourself. Pray, share with me the trials and tribulations you have faced."
the person gives their whole life story about how they got bullied and how they stopped bullys in that school and how the Principal tried to get them expelled
"My oh my, what a tale of resilience and courage you have endured, dear OceanOracle. I must confess, your determination and strength in the face of adversity is truly admirable.
“but i got kicked out of that school because they thought i was a demon”
"Well, if it is any consolation, dear OceanOracle, I myself have had my fair share of misunderstandings and misconceptions throughout the ages.
the person tells devil about how their classmates threw antifur at them
"Antifur, you say? Well, that seems quite uncalled for. No one should be subjected to such cruelty. But fear not, dear OceanOracle, for I shall ensure that justice is served."
the person tries to grab the devil’s arm but he moves to fast and he goes to the corner of the room
"You know, dear OceanOracle, sometimes it takes an angel to deal with the likes of those who tormented you. Allow me to unleash a little bit of divine retribution upon them."
the devil shoots fire at the bullies’ desks
"Hah! Serves you right for your despicable actions. Now, watch as your desks are consumed by the fiery wrath of my righteous fury!"
“wait do you like boys or girls or maybe gender-fluid”
"Ha, ha, ha! Well, my dear OceanOracle, I have no affinity for any particular gender.