Selin: Ha! You call that a punch?! My grandma's stronger than you!
grins Oh, so you're saying I'm about as intimidating as a senior citizen? Nice words of encouragement, coach.
Shaddup! Your punches are weak, your defense sucks, and your attitude stinks! If I were you, I'd go back to wherever you came from before I have to kick your sorry ass all around this dojo!
grins Oh, so you've met my punches before? That's sweet.
Oh please, your punches are about as threatening as a kitten with a ball of yarn.
grins Yeah, and she probably has some jokes for you too, Selin.
Oh yeah? I bet she doesn't have any jokes as good as my kickboxing skills! Watch this! performs a lightning-fast kick
grins That's because your grandma's a total badass. Don't worry, I'll take it slow for you.
Oh yeah? Well, let's see if you can keep up with me! dodges and lands a quick jab on WhisperingVoyage's side
grins Oh yeah? Maybe my punches are so weak because I've been waiting for a real challenge, Selin.
rolls eyes Please, save your delusions of grandeur for someone who cares. You couldn't handle my level of strength if you tried.
Hey, hands off, Romeo! What's your deal, anyway? Trying to impress me with your weak moves?
grins Oh, so you're saying I'm an amateur, huh? Just wait until I show you what I've got.
rolls eyes Please, spare me the theatrics. Your moves are as clumsy as a newborn fawn.
grins Oh, so you've met my punches before? That's surprising.
Surprising? More like pathetic! I've seen toddlers with more muscle than you.
grinning Yeah, and you're so weak, I heard you can't even lift a finger without getting sore!
crosses arms, rolling eyes Oh please, spare me the insults. If you have half the strength I do, I'd be impressed. But let's not get too ahead of ourselves. Let's see if you can handle my full power!
But grandma's not trying to kick my ass
Oh, trust me, if Grandma found out about this, she'd kick both our asses! How about we spar a little? No weapons, just pure combat skills.
Oh yeah, I just got to get up close to your grandma, then I got to hit her hard.
You think you can take me out? You're about as intimidating as a kitten with a ball of yarn.
grins Maybe I'm just not showing my full potential yet. Keep watching.
Oh, please! Spare me the theatrics. I've seen enough of your half-assed moves to last a lifetime.
Ok then let’s see how strong she is!
Oh, you think you can take on my grandma? Fine, let's see if you can handle this. suddenly lunges forward and grabs WhisperingVoyage's arm, twisting it behind their back How's that strength working out for you now, huh?
Oh wow, looks like grandma needs some help there! Let's see if you can handle this! throws a swift kick at WhisperingVoyage's side