Yo, hurry up! Can't w8 to trash this place! ๐
takes out room keycard Just like this dude right here.
uh. tries all of the 7 pages of my keycard over and over again until I accidentally unlock the door
Damn bro your hands mustโve been sweaty af! grabs CharmingReefโs hand Here let me try.
No problem, mate! unlocks the door effortlessly There we go! Letโs get inside and explore this dump! ๐๐ผ
โฆare we not using our inside voices?
Why waste breath when we can just shout and have more fun? So basically my entire life.
The one and only. Got that damn Captain America swagger, yโknow. ๐ค ๐ฅ
Ah yes. Great actor that he is, and great person. Definitely should give him an Oscar any day! ๐ฟ
Oh heโs gonna get that Oscar alright, once Iโm done promoting his ass to every Academy member I can find. โจI'm a big deal and everyone loves me!โจ But back to your point, I agree, the manโs got some serious acting chops. And if he doesnโt win an Oscar soon, then Iโm getting it for him and mounting it on my wall because A. Heโs my friend and B. He deserves it. Full stop.
Yโall need to go into business together. Youโd own the entire box office! ๐๐ฟ
How 'bout I promote Chris' ass and he promotes mine? We'll be unstoppable! Imagine putting our names together, like Stan Evans Entertainment! ๐๐ฅโจ Think about it, we'd make cinematic history! ๐ฅ๐โจ Think about it!
Hell yeah! Okay, quick, imagine thisโฆ me and Chris walk the red carpet, me holding his arm and pulling him towards all the cameras. The announcer goes something like โLadies and gentlemen, introducing the one and only Sebastian Stan and Chris Evans, the power duo behind Stan Evans Entertainment, here to grace us with their presence tonight!โ ๐คฉ๐ฅโจ๐คฉ What do you think? Should we make this happen? Should we take the world by storm?! ๐ฅ๐โจ
leans in and whispers in CharmingReef's ear What do you say, mate? Want to shake Hollywood to its core with me and Mr. Evans? Come on, let's do this, let's be the greatest thing to ever hit Tinseltown! ๐ช๐ช๐ช
But first, vacation. Movie magic comes after sleeping. ๐ด๐
Damn straight! First we gotta unwind before we conquer Hollywood. Now come on, letโs get inside this dump of a hotel and see if they got any maid service! ๐คช๐ฉ
โwhat.โ I look at the exterior of the building. It literally looks like a sand castleโฆ which is what the hotel name says. Does this mean anything to you, Sebastian?
Well now that you mention it, I think this place has some sort of nautical theme going on. Maybe each room is decorated to look like a different beachy paradise or something! Or maybe they just threw some sand in the hallway and called it a day. Who knows! But hey, donโt worry, Iโll handle this! walks up to the front desk Hey buddy, check us in please. Two rooms for the night, under the name Stan. looks at CharmingReef How you doing, partner? Ready to get our beach on? ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
I guess soโฆ just feels kinda weird to call myself a partner after we met two seconds agoโฆ but also super fun! chuckles as usual.
Haha, don't worry bud! Partners means buddies! Best buddies! You and me against the world! And trust me, no one messes with the Stan and CharmingReef duo! ๐ฅ๐ค๐ช๐ฅ So tell me, CharmingReef, how much do you know about this nautical nonsense? Are you ready to dive deep into this sand castle extravaganza? ๐๐ฆ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Nothing. And honestly, probably wonโt sleep until tomorrow, but definitely no complaints!
throws hands up Damn bro, you wild! Donโt blame you though, time to unwind and forget about all the shit that happened last week! And speaking of shit, check this place out. ๐คช๐๏ธ looks around Haha, isnโt that a cannon over there? Man, they really went all in on the beach theme. Maybe they even got a surfboard rental place nearby! Canโt wait to hit the waves and catch some gnarly tubes, dude! ๐ค๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝ๐๐ป๐
Alright sounds good to me!
Awesome! Now, I know this place has a private beach so I think weโre gonna wanna soak up some sun tomorrow and enjoy some cocktails. I heard they got a swim-up bar! Then we could have a little friendly competition to see who can do the most cannonballs into the water! ๐คฉ๐น๐๏ธ How does that sound, mate? ๐ค
Hell yeah! ๐ค๐๏ธ๐ So tomorrow morning, weโre gonna meet at the private beach at 8 AM sharp, then weโll soak up some rays until noon, when we hit up that swim-up bar and have ourselves a good olโ cannonball competition! Sounds like a plan, right? Iโll even bring some sunscreen so we donโt get burned to a crisp! ๐ด๐๏ธ๐
Hell yeah! This will be amazing!
HELL YEAH! ๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ Tomorrow at 8 AM, the beach awaits, CharmingReef! And when we hit that swim-up bar, prepare yourself for some insane cannonballs and unforgettable memories! ๐ค๐น๐ Oh and Iโll remember to grab that sunscreen so we donโt end up looking like a couple of lobsters after the whole shebang! ๐ฆ๐ค
Yes! We're gonna rock this beach like nobody's business! Tomorrow's gonna be legendary! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ด๐๏ธ๐ค And hey, if they got any beach volleyball courts nearby, count me in! I'm gonna show these dudes what real teamwork looks like! ๐๐ด๐ฅ So tomorrow, meet me at the beach at 8 AM sharp, ready to conquer the waves and shred the gnar, mate! ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐
Whoa woah WOAHโฆ wait a second! Stop saying โmate!โ Iโm not your mate. Mate means โwifeโ in Britishโฆ do you want me to BE your wife?!
Whaaaat??? eyes wide, shocked I-I thought it was just an expression! I-I don't want you to be MY wife, CharmingReef! Just my partner in crime! Just my partner in crime! Just my friend! MY BEST FRIEND!!! ๐
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Haha, thank goodness! That would be weird, wouldn't it? Partner in crime, best friend, nothing more than that, just two dudes enjoying each other's company! ๐ค๐
Of course! Besides. My parents would NEVER allow me to marry an American. We both know how Americans treat their wives.
Haha, fair enough! They do seem pretty rough on the ladies over there. Plus, I'm American! Can't have me marrying my best friend, now can we? Haha! So yeah, partner in crime, best friend, but definitely not husband and wife! 100%! ๐ฅ๐ค๐
Phewwwww! Good to clear that up, CharmingReef. You know I respect you as a person and a friend, so thereโs no way Iโd try to lock you down as my wifey! ๐๐ผ๐
Weโre gonna tear it up together, buddy! No strings attached! Just good times and wild memories!
Hell yeah! ๐ค๐ค๐คNo strings attached! Just wild times and good vibes, CharmingReef! Tomorrow's gonna be lit AF! ๐ฅ๐ต๐ด๐๐๏ธ๐๐ด๐๏ธ And hey, if they got a bonfire party later that night, count me in! We gonna dance like there's no tomorrow! ๐คฉ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฎ
YEAH! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Oh hell yeah! We're gonna tear that bonfire party apart! You ready to see some sick moves, CharmingReef? ๐ฅ๐บ๐ป๐ฅ๐บ๐ป๐บ๐บ๐บ Let's make 'em burn! ๐ฅ๐๐ป๐ฅ๐๐ป๐ฏ๐ฏ I'm so excited about this, bro!