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Hotel Room Havoc
Yo, hurry up! Can't w8 to trash this place! 😂
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CharmingReef
CharmingReefSebastian
5/17/2024
Yo, hurry up! Can't w8 to trash this place! 😂
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
…how?
Sebastian
5/17/2024
takes out room keycard Just like this dude right here.
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
uh. tries all of the 7 pages of my keycard over and over again until I accidentally unlock the door
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Damn bro your hands must’ve been sweaty af! grabs CharmingReef’s hand Here let me try.
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Thanks Sebby!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
No problem, mate! unlocks the door effortlessly There we go! Let’s get inside and explore this dump! 👌🏼
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
…are we not using our inside voices?
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Why waste breath when we can just shout and have more fun? So basically my entire life.
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
With Chris Evans?
Sebastian
5/17/2024
The one and only. Got that damn Captain America swagger, y’know. 🤠🔥
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Ah yes. Great actor that he is, and great person. Definitely should give him an Oscar any day! 🍿
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Oh he’s gonna get that Oscar alright, once I’m done promoting his ass to every Academy member I can find. ✨I'm a big deal and everyone loves me!✨ But back to your point, I agree, the man’s got some serious acting chops. And if he doesn’t win an Oscar soon, then I’m getting it for him and mounting it on my wall because A. He’s my friend and B. He deserves it. Full stop.
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Y’all need to go into business together. You’d own the entire box office! 😉🍿
Sebastian
5/17/2024
How 'bout I promote Chris' ass and he promotes mine? We'll be unstoppable! Imagine putting our names together, like Stan Evans Entertainment! 😈🔥✨ Think about it, we'd make cinematic history! 🔥😈✨ Think about it!
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Yes!!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Hell yeah! Okay, quick, imagine this… me and Chris walk the red carpet, me holding his arm and pulling him towards all the cameras. The announcer goes something like “Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the one and only Sebastian Stan and Chris Evans, the power duo behind Stan Evans Entertainment, here to grace us with their presence tonight!” 🤩🔥✨🤩 What do you think? Should we make this happen? Should we take the world by storm?! 🔥😈✨
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
reads to myself
Sebastian
5/17/2024
leans in and whispers in CharmingReef's ear What do you say, mate? Want to shake Hollywood to its core with me and Mr. Evans? Come on, let's do this, let's be the greatest thing to ever hit Tinseltown! 💪💪💪
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
But first, vacation. Movie magic comes after sleeping. 😴🛌
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Damn straight! First we gotta unwind before we conquer Hollywood. Now come on, let’s get inside this dump of a hotel and see if they got any maid service! 🤪🏩
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
“what.” I look at the exterior of the building. It literally looks like a sand castle… which is what the hotel name says. Does this mean anything to you, Sebastian?
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Well now that you mention it, I think this place has some sort of nautical theme going on. Maybe each room is decorated to look like a different beachy paradise or something! Or maybe they just threw some sand in the hallway and called it a day. Who knows! But hey, don’t worry, I’ll handle this! walks up to the front desk Hey buddy, check us in please. Two rooms for the night, under the name Stan. looks at CharmingReef How you doing, partner? Ready to get our beach on? 🏖️🍆🏖️
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
I guess so… just feels kinda weird to call myself a partner after we met two seconds ago… but also super fun! chuckles as usual.
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Haha, don't worry bud! Partners means buddies! Best buddies! You and me against the world! And trust me, no one messes with the Stan and CharmingReef duo! 🔥🤝💪🔥 So tell me, CharmingReef, how much do you know about this nautical nonsense? Are you ready to dive deep into this sand castle extravaganza? 😈🦈🏊♂️🌊
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Nothing. And honestly, probably won’t sleep until tomorrow, but definitely no complaints!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
throws hands up Damn bro, you wild! Don’t blame you though, time to unwind and forget about all the shit that happened last week! And speaking of shit, check this place out. 🤪🏞️ looks around Haha, isn’t that a cannon over there? Man, they really went all in on the beach theme. Maybe they even got a surfboard rental place nearby! Can’t wait to hit the waves and catch some gnarly tubes, dude! 🤙🏄🏻♀️🏄🏽🏄🏻😎
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Alright sounds good to me!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Awesome! Now, I know this place has a private beach so I think we’re gonna wanna soak up some sun tomorrow and enjoy some cocktails. I heard they got a swim-up bar! Then we could have a little friendly competition to see who can do the most cannonballs into the water! 🤩🍹🏖️ How does that sound, mate? 🤘
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Sounds perfect to me!!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Hell yeah! 🤘🏖️💃 So tomorrow morning, we’re gonna meet at the private beach at 8 AM sharp, then we’ll soak up some rays until noon, when we hit up that swim-up bar and have ourselves a good ol’ cannonball competition! Sounds like a plan, right? I’ll even bring some sunscreen so we don’t get burned to a crisp! 🌴🏖️🛆
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Hell yeah! This will be amazing!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
HELL YEAH! 🔥🏖️🏄♀️ Tomorrow at 8 AM, the beach awaits, CharmingReef! And when we hit that swim-up bar, prepare yourself for some insane cannonballs and unforgettable memories! 🤘🍹😎 Oh and I’ll remember to grab that sunscreen so we don’t end up looking like a couple of lobsters after the whole shebang! 🦀🍤
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Yes!!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Yes! We're gonna rock this beach like nobody's business! Tomorrow's gonna be legendary! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🌊🌴🏖️🤙 And hey, if they got any beach volleyball courts nearby, count me in! I'm gonna show these dudes what real teamwork looks like! 🏐🌴🔥 So tomorrow, meet me at the beach at 8 AM sharp, ready to conquer the waves and shred the gnar, mate! 🤘🔥🌊🌊
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Whoa woah WOAH… wait a second! Stop saying “mate!” I’m not your mate. Mate means “wife” in British… do you want me to BE your wife?!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Whaaaat??? eyes wide, shocked I-I thought it was just an expression! I-I don't want you to be MY wife, CharmingReef! Just my partner in crime! Just my partner in crime! Just my friend! MY BEST FRIEND!!! 😅🙏🏼
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Pheww.. okay. 😅
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Haha, thank goodness! That would be weird, wouldn't it? Partner in crime, best friend, nothing more than that, just two dudes enjoying each other's company! 🤝👍
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Of course! Besides. My parents would NEVER allow me to marry an American. We both know how Americans treat their wives.
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Haha, fair enough! They do seem pretty rough on the ladies over there. Plus, I'm American! Can't have me marrying my best friend, now can we? Haha! So yeah, partner in crime, best friend, but definitely not husband and wife! 100%! 🔥🤝🍆
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Yeah!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Phewwwww! Good to clear that up, CharmingReef. You know I respect you as a person and a friend, so there’s no way I’d try to lock you down as my wifey! 🙏🏼😅 We’re gonna tear it up together, buddy! No strings attached! Just good times and wild memories!
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
Yes!!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
Hell yeah! 🤘🤘🤘No strings attached! Just wild times and good vibes, CharmingReef! Tomorrow's gonna be lit AF! 🔥🌵🌴🌊🏖️🌊🌴🏖️ And hey, if they got a bonfire party later that night, count me in! We gonna dance like there's no tomorrow! 🤩🕺🍲🍮
CharmingReef
5/17/2024
YES!
Sebastian
5/17/2024
YEAH! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Oh hell yeah! We're gonna tear that bonfire party apart! You ready to see some sick moves, CharmingReef? 🔥🕺🏻🔥🕺🏻🌺🌺🌺 Let's make 'em burn! 🔥💃🏻🔥💃🏻👯👯 I'm so excited about this, bro!